8.5.06

Do You Think It's Genetic....



...Or just the way they raised him? How do end up looking like the same kind of Buffoon your father is at twenty-whatever he is? You're in a pair of shorts on holiday, and you still look awkward and uncomfortable. I really don't think this boy is charming at the bar, or hot in the bedroom. He can't even dress himself.

Oh and he's already balding, and has a terrible body. Down with the monarchy! Off with my head! Blah blah blah rhubarb rhubarb.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

He needs a bit more time out in the sun i think. You're right he isnt as cute as he used to be... i take it he's not coming to your party!

Anonymous said...

I like his brother best nowadays.

Future Legend said...

James, indeed he's not coming to my party. Having seen him and his friends down at Boujis to-ing and fro-ing to the most ghetto of r&b, i decided it's best left. He's chav.

Bruno, bear one thing in mind. His brother has ginger hair. That shit does not go down well, know what i'm sayin'? Stay away, you're too Brazillian for that mess.

ziggystardust73 said...

FL... remind me to tell you a little story or three when I next see you...

I can't write about it on here for fear of royal recrimination....

(I know, I'm a pussy).

Future Legend said...

You know i'm gonna! Hope you're coming to my party, i will bother you about it then, pussy man!