Happens To Me All The Time.

Frankly, i'm loving this for the first 2 lines.

The rest is funny though.

So Charlie Says To Denise...

I'm living for this divorce, i have no idea why. I think because it's soooooo hateful! Reminds me of all sorts of people, anyway click on the picture to see what Charlie Sheen said to the love of his life recently.

I preferred him when he was paying Heidi Fleiss anyway, they were glamorous times! Anyway, turns out he's also into young boys, and young girls. Anything young basically, very very young. Like my age kind of young.

A Tranny Force To Be Reckoned With.

So now i'm totally in love with the Tranny Force films. Christ knows if you know them, but i will now be posting them one by one. Watch them, they are very funny!

"Eva Takes A Step Up From The Road"

There is no news when this is what you discover on a news website. Who the fuck cares?

They Had A Baby.

He just creeps me out now. At least they haven't done the frightening alien faces smile at each other for a while.

Yes Linds....

... You're such a natural beauty that you could even wear a wooly hat with ears on and get away with it, except if you're friends with me. If you were friends with me, i would simply say, don't fucking wear things with ears you burk. My own personal rule? Never look as stupid as people think you are!

"Who's Gay?"

The moment her waters broke.

Jessica Simpson.

Just trying to get by.

Thought I Had Somebody Down Fo Whitnay.

Whitney Houston has again checked into a drug treatment center in a desperate bid to kick her tragic addiction to crack cocaine, The ENQUIRER has learned.

Shockingly, her hubby Bobby Brown was kept in the dark about Whitney’s whereabouts for several days.

According to his sister Tina Brown, Bobby returned to his home in Alpharetta, Ga., on April 14, after a performance tour and found Whitney was missing.

“At first he thought she was just off on another drug binge,” Tina told The ENQUIRER.

“It took a few days for him to find out from Whitney’s family that they had talked her into going into rehab — and a few more days to get an answer about which treatment center she was in. All Bobby told me is that she is in treatment, in a secluded place.”

Bobby and Whitney’s daughter, 13-year-old Bobbi Kristina, is being cared for by Whitney’s brother Gary Houston and his wife Pat, who live in the Alpharetta area, said Tina.

Yeah anyway, i've got a special little remix for you. I did this last night, it's a mix between Gnarls Barkley & Whitney, with a couple of extra beats thrown in. It's fucking awesome.

DOWNLOAD THIS NOW: Whitney Houston - It's Not Right But It's Ok (Kris Di Angelis 'Bitch Is Crazy' White Label)

For The Lovers..

...of John Waters, here is a great website. Click the link and watch the trailer, and then touch yourself.

John Waters Will Make You SMILE

My New Brandy Remix

I lover her! So i keep doing remixes of her stuff, here's my latest. Just a simple mash-up really, but it works surprisingly well.


Brandy Vs. Pharrell - I Wanna Be Down
(Kris Di Angelis Is Mash Up Mix)

Monkey Carey

I know i know. It's funny though.

Gurl, Have A Word With Yo Moms...

...Ant tell her to take her jeans outta her kootch!

Like mother like daughter, apple didn't fall very far from the tree etc etc.

The Only One That Matters.

Our Lady of Perpetual Motion is touring again and to celebrate, i'm putting 2 mixes of hers up for download. This is clearly going to be the year of the dance, and i hope you have all managed to get good seats. The last time i saw her i cried like 5 times, i can't wait to see her again.

I wish she would just hurry the fuck up and release her last tour on dvd, i've never known an artist take so long - i'm figuring she won't release it till Xmas this year, which is very mean on her part.

Anyway here's 2 mixes i've knocked up. Why won't she ever comission remixes like these? When i'm DJing they go down so well. Enjoy!

Music - Kris Di Angelis White Label Mix


Hung Up - Kris Di Angelis Is Mash Up White Label

I think Madonna should wear a T-Shirt saying something like: Try Harder Bitches.

This would naturally be indirectly aimed at the Fergies and Eltons of this world.

Peace & Love

OK, So this is quite wrong...

I'm learning To Do This In The Gym...

No really.

The Wrongness...

Erm, Cindy doll, what the fuck are you doing? A lifetime spent having your picture taken, knowing what works and what won't, only to think that this is ok.

Incidentally, this picture needs to be zoomed in on for full effect. It seems a lot more ghastly when it's close up.

Maybe even SHE didn't know Richard Gere was gay. Hare Krishna!

The Wrongness Continues....

Day Off From My Peeps.

I'm in the studio today so there won't be any posts from me till tomorrow i'm afraid. Be good to yourselves, and each other (by the way i don't really mean that, it's just what Jerry Springer would say at the end of his show, that i miss dearly).

Break Dancers Rock

Break dancing is simply the most impressive dance form in the world. Here it is being done by some Koreans, now you know that shit be hot.

Beam Up My Scotty etc etc.

Bodly going where no man etc etc.

I Want A Scooter!

Just for the summer, i want one. Anyway, this video really kicks in around 1 minute 20 seconds, just so you know.

Some Bimbo I Know...

...And Tori Spelling arf arf.

Isn't she weird looking (Tori now dears)? The thing is, if you stare at her face, and i mean really stare at her, she gets even weirder.

Thanks for the picture Cameron, i think you should send me a little collection of you with your subjects. The Ms. Stallone ones would look particularly good on my cyber mantle...i'll make you a star baby!

Now We Can All Join In The Fun!

I love this! A complete acquaintance of mine Scott sent this to me, knowing I would rush and buy one in every colour and size, which I have. I expect you to be looking south next time you see me please, as there will be a little present waiting for your eyes to delight at. It comes in 3 magic sizes!

The Legendary Camel Toe Song

U My Numba Won Nigga!

I Won Dumb Ass Nigga! This is the first time i've seen Japanese television create something cool. Goes on a bit but it's cool.

Don't get offended, as i don't care.

Why I Don't Advocate Internet Dating...

I Love This Picture.

It's just perfect isn't it?

The one on the right is Keisha Cole, new singing/rapping sensation.

The one on left is robbing her purse.

Oh My God.

I've found a new website.

Oh My God etc

Let it out love. But put your tongue away love.




Not you love.



Nor you love.



I bet her friends are waiting outside for her, not knowing what she's up to. The she will be found out one day and laughed at by everyone in her hood, a social outcast. But she will have had everyone's husbands, a few of their sons and she won't have shit to show for it. Ah well, happy Mondays!

Oh My God etc etc etc

The thing is, she looks so happy. Unlike missy beneath..



"Yes, for the last frickin time, that is my real hair, and no, it's just my cock is really small. Now do you want fries with that?"



Lady Sovereign not so cutting edge now is she hmm? Meetings with Jay-Z? I'm not sure i believe you.



Two fat ladies quite literally eating each other. Jolly good. The picture below is more in keeping with the wrongness of a few days ago. Sly cow.

Funny Picture etc etc.

He Male Or She Male?

This is pretty self explanatory, and a wicked little site. You have to guess whether these subjects are He's or She's, kind of like a cyber coffee in a virtual Old Compton St.

Click here for a genuine ManShe Experience!





You're forgiven for thinking the same goes for the post below, fucking drag queens.

Fidel & I Did Drag Etc Etc.

These are some terrible couplings..



What's even worse in the picture below is the hole in Tori's chest. I think the black dude looks very 'female celeb in the seventies caught off guard at a cocktail party', but their both a hundred with death breath so no pride.



It must be hard being Tori Spelling etc etc.

Ok Then. This Is Quite Near The Mark.

This is just so wrong, i can't explain it. Best just to say for full effect, click on the pictures to see the subject in all its glory.

The Beat Goes On.

What can i say, i had a shaky childhood? I'm addicted to Crystal (The Champagne)? Do i give a fuck? Girl dressed up as ET, let's fucking rock and roll baby!

And It Was Right At That Moment I Realised...

...I'd never seen Paris, ridden an Elephant, traded war stories with Bette Midler, held my breath at the grave of Santa Evita, been blessed at Fountain Bleu, paid my council tax, registered to vote, been complimented on my outfit, had a boyfriend that wasn't imaginary and i'd never been spotted by a famous movie director and starred alongside Paris Hilton and Amanda De Cadanet in 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun 2, This Time It's Serious'.

Nor had i done anything about that funny looking toenail, developed a sick penchant for Hennessey brandy, found out who my mother was, eaten, laughed without knowing why, seen a film with a happy ending, donated to charity, received anything from charity, learnt where Africa was or to tie my own shoes, spent a day without taking some kind of pill, spent a day without robbing someones bag, made friends with anyone that wasn't eventually repulsed by my habit of burping as loud as an atom bomb whenever i feel like it, used the loo without the aid of some kind of device, played basket ball, drank wine from grapes in the country they were grown, been touched by a holy man in a non-sexual capacity, lived in a home without wheels, engaged in a harmless flirtation with Mikhail Gobachov, found out where those bastards put my kids or ever been glamourous enough to smoke coke.

So fuck you, and fuck you too, fuck you fuck you fuck you, go fuck yourselves, that's right, fuck you.