Is this better than Britney, or worse?
12.9.07
5.9.07
Why Do You Think You Are Nuts?
The Carol Channing doll version:
The original:
Incidentally, you may wanna watch the rest of the show, the next singer is as mad as a brush, and can't sing for toffee!
The original:
Incidentally, you may wanna watch the rest of the show, the next singer is as mad as a brush, and can't sing for toffee!
28.8.07
27.8.07
21.8.07
A Little French & Saunders
Chambermaids:
Replacements (Feat. Marie Helvin and Jerry Hall):
Sophia Loren:
Prima Ballerina Pt. 1:
Prima Ballerina Pt. 2:
Big Brother:
Dinne Party:
Replacements (Feat. Marie Helvin and Jerry Hall):
Sophia Loren:
Prima Ballerina Pt. 1:
Prima Ballerina Pt. 2:
Big Brother:
Dinne Party:
14.8.07
30.7.07
18.7.07
If You Dare To Call Britney A 'Ho......
....Yo' ass gon' get beat down!
There was a girl outside 'Les Deux' nightclub the other night, who upon seeing Britney leave, called her a ho and told her to get back to her kids.
The other girls outside the club, did not agree.
Click here to see one girl, get beaten, by many many other girls.
Her poor, poor weave.
There was a girl outside 'Les Deux' nightclub the other night, who upon seeing Britney leave, called her a ho and told her to get back to her kids.
The other girls outside the club, did not agree.
Click here to see one girl, get beaten, by many many other girls.
Her poor, poor weave.
3.7.07
Prisoner Cell Block H
I LOVE LOVE LOVE this show. Everything is fabulous, the clothes, the music, the hair, the fucking lot!
Coleen's leaving party (the Freak gets ignored, her outfit ruined, and then storms out!):
Chrissy Latham Siege:
Prisoner - Where Are They Now?
Coleen's leaving party (the Freak gets ignored, her outfit ruined, and then storms out!):
Chrissy Latham Siege:
Prisoner - Where Are They Now?
26.6.07
To Both Amuse & Arouse (probably)
Super Funk!
Incidentally, notice the music used for the videos. If you ever wondered why M.I.A's much overrated album sounded so original, you only have to hear the original versions of the tracks she copied.
Hmph.
Incidentally, notice the music used for the videos. If you ever wondered why M.I.A's much overrated album sounded so original, you only have to hear the original versions of the tracks she copied.
Hmph.
There's So Much Wrong With This Story.
The first line is:
A Brisbane woman stabbed a male friend twice in the shower after he refused to stop masturbating in front of her children.
Click here to continue reading.
A Brisbane woman stabbed a male friend twice in the shower after he refused to stop masturbating in front of her children.
Click here to continue reading.
25.6.07
23?
This is hilarious!
Kylie trying to be sexy, and i mean really trying. Her label had made her watch every Madonna interview in the world, and then told her to try her best. She also claims to be 23 years old while she's doing it.
Poor thing.
Kylie trying to be sexy, and i mean really trying. Her label had made her watch every Madonna interview in the world, and then told her to try her best. She also claims to be 23 years old while she's doing it.
Poor thing.
Bunion. Victoria Beckham. Bunion.
Saw this on DListed earlier and so had to post it too. It's too funny.
Here goes:
POSH TO CHOP OFF HER BUNIONS!
There's a price to pay when you wear stiletto heels every single day, bunions. Posh Beckham has allegedly been telling friends that her nasty ass feet are bother the hell out of her ass that she has to get them operated on.
A source close to Posh said, "Victoria has had enough of having bad feet and has made some early-stage enquiries about having her rather unpleasant bunions removed. It is something she will probably have done in the States when the family is fully settled in LA."
Posh has also said in the past that she hates her fugly ass feet.
Blech. She should get a rat to chew that shit off. I'm sure Tom Cruise would chew it off for free if Becks jizzed on em.
Source: Daily Mail
The Absolute Joy of Photoshop.
What a joy the following posts are. I've found a site called planethiltron.com and it's amazing. It produces pictures like these.
Enjoy.
22.6.07
Celine, Again.
Oh honey no.
No.
I said no honey.
Bitch don't make me come up there and whoop yo ass, no I SAID!
Celine Dion as Michael Jackson. I'm not making this up.
No.
I said no honey.
Bitch don't make me come up there and whoop yo ass, no I SAID!
Celine Dion as Michael Jackson. I'm not making this up.
21.6.07
Cunty!
Countdown was never as interesting as this...
(For those abroad, 'Countdown' is a game show for old people here in the UK, and it's kind of a national institution).
(For those abroad, 'Countdown' is a game show for old people here in the UK, and it's kind of a national institution).
19.6.07
Black Gay Boys.
Well, they think they're not, but i don't know HOW they're not gay if this is how they spend their time.
This is, absolutely hysterical though.
(I may have posted this before, so i'm sorry i can't remember)
This is, absolutely hysterical though.
(I may have posted this before, so i'm sorry i can't remember)
18.6.07
17.6.07
A New Musical Instrument.
This is perhaps a little nerdy of me, but this is AMAZING. It's a totally new musical Instrument called the Reactable. Bjork has been using one on her world tour (which i would like some freeeee tickets for....) and it looks fucking awesome.
Check this out:
Check this out:
12.6.07
Sing Wit Me!
The BEST singer i've ever heard. Assuming i was born deaf. Like your mum.
Omazing Grace. (Oh the power of prayer).
Omazing Grace. (Oh the power of prayer).
This Is So Rubbish.
But i had to post it as a warning to all those that think they're funny. You probably aren't. Don't watch the whole thing, you'll realise pretty quickly where it's going, and if you skip to the end, you'l see there was no incredible punchline either.
Why would someone film this?
See?
Why would someone film this?
See?
6.6.07
From Holy Moly...
Pete Doherty is thinking about suing Gatecrasher festival organisers for telling loads of people he was due to DJ when he wasn't and has bleated that he wants an apology.
This is, of course, completely different and far worse than when he gets loads of hapless fans to pay for tickets to his gigs only to realise at the last moment that he'd rather tend to his 'needs' in a bush than perform for them.
Fucking idiot.
Well You'd Wake Up Pissed Wouldn't You?
Your friends will clearly die, just as soon as you realise what they have done to you.
This Is So Sad...
It's supposed to be something funny really, as in all my friends are laughing about it, but it just makes me sad.
But if you wanna watch a not particularly aesthetically blessed tranny hooker get busted then click here....
But if you wanna watch a not particularly aesthetically blessed tranny hooker get busted then click here....
Spice Girls - Holler!
Ok, so i know it's totally lame, but i've decided to rekindle my love of this song. I went onto youtube to watch the video as it reminds me of a particularly happy time in my life (i.e. i was young).
However, i then found this, which is quite clearly major. It's just 4 boys having fun y'see, and it's all about the 'baby' one.
For those of you as sad as me, here's the original:
(Best to watch it minimized)
However, i then found this, which is quite clearly major. It's just 4 boys having fun y'see, and it's all about the 'baby' one.
For those of you as sad as me, here's the original:
(Best to watch it minimized)
1.6.07
30.5.07
Wanker.
The virst short video is just a commercial for mtv, it's all about the second one that plays straight after.
Click here to see.
Click here to see.
It's All Over For You When....
....The best thing about your night was that you didn't shit the car.
Joan Rivers.
As i live and breathe....
Old People:
Julie Andrews:
Marriage (You graaaa and you take!):
Madonna (OH NO SHE DIDN'T!):
Jesus Freaks:
Gynaecologist:
Heather Mills-McCartney:
Faking an orgasm:
Gas:
Childbirth:
Raising her daughter:
And finally, Joan gives thanks:
Old People:
Julie Andrews:
Marriage (You graaaa and you take!):
Madonna (OH NO SHE DIDN'T!):
Jesus Freaks:
Gynaecologist:
Heather Mills-McCartney:
Faking an orgasm:
Gas:
Childbirth:
Raising her daughter:
And finally, Joan gives thanks:
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