...And tranny, and tranny, and tranny. Actually, i'm not sure they are actual Man-she's, they're just waaay fierce bitches.
20.2.07
"I Drink Champagne In The Morning....
....I drink Champagne in the afternoon, i drink champagne in the bubble bath, i drink champagne in my dressing room."
The real crime is the hair.
The real crime is the hair.
16.2.07
15.2.07
14.2.07
ANAL GLAUCOMA
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today"
"What's the matter?" he asks
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today"
11.2.07
9.2.07
8.2.07
The Next Bit Is So Wrong, You May Not Want To Read It.
It's basically just a message on some message board, that i happen to have seen. You may have realised by now that i spend my recreational time seeking out the most twisted things on the net. Well the next thing would be a 'brown' colour, so don't say i didn't warn you. It's just that it really made me laugh....
LONDONGUY: "I love shitting in public. Often, l8 at nite i go 2 a local park in london, strip waist down, and get wanking. Then i cover my hole in lube, sit on a bench and shit on the arm rest, then i piss over it and sit in it whilst wanking. The surrounding flats make it exciting, love the risk of being seen. Sometimes shit in a pair of lycra shorts whilst walking down the street, then piss myself. Wud like 2 find someone who wants 2 watch. Love 2 shit straight down someone's throat outside."
Where is this person? How the HELL is someone doing that to themselves in the street? Lyrca shorts man! I just had to share. And so did they it seems. He could be absolutely anyone! God bless the interweb.
Eurgh.
LONDONGUY: "I love shitting in public. Often, l8 at nite i go 2 a local park in london, strip waist down, and get wanking. Then i cover my hole in lube, sit on a bench and shit on the arm rest, then i piss over it and sit in it whilst wanking. The surrounding flats make it exciting, love the risk of being seen. Sometimes shit in a pair of lycra shorts whilst walking down the street, then piss myself. Wud like 2 find someone who wants 2 watch. Love 2 shit straight down someone's throat outside."
Where is this person? How the HELL is someone doing that to themselves in the street? Lyrca shorts man! I just had to share. And so did they it seems. He could be absolutely anyone! God bless the interweb.
Eurgh.
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