Bush Joke

A traveler is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway.
Nothing is moving.

He notices a few men walking down the shoulder, when
suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's
happening?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped President Bush and are
asking for a $10 billion ransom -

otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline
and set him on fire.

We're going from car to car to take up a collection."

The driver asks, "On the average, how much is everyone
giving?"

"About a gallon."