A New Musical Instrument.

This is perhaps a little nerdy of me, but this is AMAZING. It's a totally new musical Instrument called the Reactable. Bjork has been using one on her world tour (which i would like some freeeee tickets for....) and it looks fucking awesome.

Check this out:

Press The Poo Button.

PRESS IT! It's HYSTERICAL!























And REALLY wrong huh?!

Erm...

Enrique Iglesias really can`t sing? Listen to him without the backing track.

Human Tetris.

I like this, i would watch more tv if it were like this.

'Ave a line....

Sing Wit Me!

The BEST singer i've ever heard. Assuming i was born deaf. Like your mum.

Omazing Grace. (Oh the power of prayer).

Hot Chicks With Douche Bags.

This site is called Hot Chicks With Douche Bags.

It's major.

Click here!

This Is So Rubbish.

But i had to post it as a warning to all those that think they're funny. You probably aren't. Don't watch the whole thing, you'll realise pretty quickly where it's going, and if you skip to the end, you'l see there was no incredible punchline either.

Why would someone film this?



See?

When I Heard About Paris...

....I couldn't hold it in....

Man Shrieks for Paris Hilton

Posted Jun 08, 2007

Grown Up Backstreet Boys Fans!

This is TRULY, TRULY, incredible.

From Holy Moly...

Pete Doherty is thinking about suing Gatecrasher festival organisers for telling loads of people he was due to DJ when he wasn't and has bleated that he wants an apology.

This is, of course, completely different and far worse than when he gets loads of hapless fans to pay for tickets to his gigs only to realise at the last moment that he'd rather tend to his 'needs' in a bush than perform for them.

Fucking idiot.

Oh The 80's.

(That's Sharon and Ozzy Osborne by the way)

I Went To Fire At The Weekend.

That place is rough man.

The British Seaside.

That's Harsh.

Too Easy.

Only On American Televison.

The joy of Crisco.

Well You'd Wake Up Pissed Wouldn't You?

Your friends will clearly die, just as soon as you realise what they have done to you.

This Is So Sad...

It's supposed to be something funny really, as in all my friends are laughing about it, but it just makes me sad.

But if you wanna watch a not particularly aesthetically blessed tranny hooker get busted then click here....

Spice Girls - Holler!

Ok, so i know it's totally lame, but i've decided to rekindle my love of this song. I went onto youtube to watch the video as it reminds me of a particularly happy time in my life (i.e. i was young).

However, i then found this, which is quite clearly major. It's just 4 boys having fun y'see, and it's all about the 'baby' one.



For those of you as sad as me, here's the original:

(Best to watch it minimized)