Skippy

*A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner.

 

This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.*

 

*They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

 

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her

Nervousness and the broccoli casserole that she consumed. The gas pains

Almost made her eyes water. *

*Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets

Out a dainty little fart.

 

It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.  *

*Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father

Looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and

Said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!".

 

The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face. *

*A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. * *

This

Time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer** rrrrrip.*

*

 

**The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!" *

*Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!"  *

*A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. *

*This time she didn't even think about it.She let a fart rip that rivaled a

Freight train whistle blowing.

 

Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and  yelled, "Dammit

Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!"