*A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner.
This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.*
*They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her
Nervousness and the broccoli casserole that she consumed. The gas pains
Almost made her eyes water. *
*Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets
Out a dainty little fart.
It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. *
*Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father
Looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and
Said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!".
The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face. *
*A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. * *
This
Time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer** rrrrrip.*
*
**The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!" *
*Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!" *
*A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. *
*This time she didn't even think about it.She let a fart rip that rivaled a
Freight train whistle blowing.
Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit
Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!"
