22.6.07

Celine, Again.

Oh honey no.

No.

I said no honey.

Bitch don't make me come up there and whoop yo ass, no I SAID!



Celine Dion as Michael Jackson. I'm not making this up.

21.6.07

David Blaine.

Truly a genius right....

Cunty!

Countdown was never as interesting as this...

(For those abroad, 'Countdown' is a game show for old people here in the UK, and it's kind of a national institution).

Beyonce? BEYONCE??

This bitchyness is too fierce.

Das my gurl right there!


19.6.07

Black Gay Boys.

Well, they think they're not, but i don't know HOW they're not gay if this is how they spend their time.

This is, absolutely hysterical though.

(I may have posted this before, so i'm sorry i can't remember)

Wicked!

This is fucking funny!

Joan Rivers Vs......

.....This is truly amazing television.


18.6.07

Oh Linds.

Your friends should take better care of you gurl.


17.6.07

A New Musical Instrument.

This is perhaps a little nerdy of me, but this is AMAZING. It's a totally new musical Instrument called the Reactable. Bjork has been using one on her world tour (which i would like some freeeee tickets for....) and it looks fucking awesome.

Check this out:

Press The Poo Button.

PRESS IT! It's HYSTERICAL!























And REALLY wrong huh?!

12.6.07

Erm...

Enrique Iglesias really can`t sing? Listen to him without the backing track.

Human Tetris.

I like this, i would watch more tv if it were like this.


'Ave a line....

Sing Wit Me!

The BEST singer i've ever heard. Assuming i was born deaf. Like your mum.

Omazing Grace. (Oh the power of prayer).


Hot Chicks With Douche Bags.



This site is called Hot Chicks With Douche Bags.

It's major.

Click here!

This Is So Rubbish.

But i had to post it as a warning to all those that think they're funny. You probably aren't. Don't watch the whole thing, you'll realise pretty quickly where it's going, and if you skip to the end, you'l see there was no incredible punchline either.

Why would someone film this?



See?

When I Heard About Paris...

....I couldn't hold it in....


Man Shrieks for Paris Hilton

Posted Jun 08, 2007

6.6.07

Grown Up Backstreet Boys Fans!

This is TRULY, TRULY, incredible.

From Holy Moly...



Pete Doherty is thinking about suing Gatecrasher festival organisers for telling loads of people he was due to DJ when he wasn't and has bleated that he wants an apology.

This is, of course, completely different and far worse than when he gets loads of hapless fans to pay for tickets to his gigs only to realise at the last moment that he'd rather tend to his 'needs' in a bush than perform for them.

Fucking idiot.

Oh The 80's.



(That's Sharon and Ozzy Osborne by the way)