15.5.06

Mr Brazier Then.


Well i'm not posting these pictures directly onto my website as that would be tacky.....



....but here's a couple of download links for fans of the pot-holeing chavathon, Jeff Brazier.

Lukas your need for these pictures was a little disturbing, i mean he's not made of alcohol!

Jade Goody, Monster Munch etc etc.

Link 1


Link 2

Funny Picture etc etc.

Tits.



Balls.



Bat.



Happy Snatch.



And a load of old bollocks (click picture to enlarge properly)

Funny Pictures.

Never cross me.



Can you imagine? I would die.



Hee hee hee hee.



She's just emitted a poison gas, Samsara most likely.



Yeah, co s the world needs another Ironside with a bloody gun. Obviously American.

We're A Nation Of Animal Lovers...

Threesomes are back with a vengeance.




American Cat



Cats are bullshit.



Gutted!

Tales From The Crypt:


"A friend of mine was in Los Angeles 79 thru 87.
Michael Jackson had had a huge hit with Off The
Wall, and was recording the follow up.

"The sessions were arranged for a very late start,
and, after a night on the town, my mate popped
around to the studio to see the producer.

"He got into the control room to find that
everyone's attention was fixed on the glass
window. On the other side, Quincy Jones was kicking
a pile of rags on the floor while shouting
"Silent, you motherfucker! I said NO SQUEAKS!"

"It turned out the pile of rags was a gibbering
Michael Jackson. They were recording a new song
called Billie Jean, and Michael had decided
to fill every gap with his trademark whoops,
clicks and squeaks. Quincy, however, had decided
that the track would be a pared down.

"After several hours of trying to get the
singer to do what he wanted, and having consumed
large quantities of ragedust, Jones had finally
snapped and attacked the poor freak. Needless
to say, after the outburst, MJ sang the song
how he was told to, and the rest is history."

Lovely.

The Most Hideous Shoes In The World.


Cowboy Trainers. This Brokeback Mountain thing really needs to stop.

Cuntcakes Anyone?


No?

Not even for mothers day? Shame on you.

I KNEW SHE TUCKED!


Paris tucks! She tucks! She may look like a Giraffe while she's doing it but she tucks!

This is a picture of Paris Hilton indulging in the ancient drag queen art of tucking - to conceal one's appendage.
She's such a tucker! I knew she was a man, a skinny man, an unloved skinny man.

Private dick, plum smuggler, etc etc.

14.5.06

I'm Sorry I Haven't Posted In A While....

....I'm working EXTREMELY hard at the moment, and can barely remember my fabulous name i'm so busy. Moving house, signing new contracts, DJing to the masses, planning my kick ass party - it's beginning to take it's toll (not on my face though you understand).

Anyway, i'll be posting lots of wonderful things very soon (probably tomorrow), some requested, some not. All fantastic, so watch this space and bear with me.

Cheers Big Ears!

9.5.06

Bitch I Know You Ain't Talkin' To Me!



Celine declares that "She ain't sharin' no stage wit' nobody, okay?!"
Not even herself.

Celine loses sight of everything. Just for a minute. Though someone did have to assure her the other Celine was made of Wax, she found it hard to tell the difference.

8.5.06

Do You Think It's Genetic....



...Or just the way they raised him? How do end up looking like the same kind of Buffoon your father is at twenty-whatever he is? You're in a pair of shorts on holiday, and you still look awkward and uncomfortable. I really don't think this boy is charming at the bar, or hot in the bedroom. He can't even dress himself.

Oh and he's already balding, and has a terrible body. Down with the monarchy! Off with my head! Blah blah blah rhubarb rhubarb.

I'm Loving The Hot Weather.

Dyke Dolls!




Play with your favourite doll! This i think would be the only girls toy little aspiring queens would NOT want to play with. Can you imagine the sight of thousands of slightly effeminate young boys shouting "PLEASE mummy, just give me the truck i wanna play with the truck!".

Well i can imagine it, and it look's really funny. Much like these dolls. Dyke Pride! Dick Van Dyke! Etc etc!

5.5.06

Bum Head.

Quick Thoughts....

Are you coming to my party?

Make sure you've RSVP'd to the address on the invite as it's gonna be packed in there so your name on the list will make sure you get in. As i will be stoned beyond all recognition in the center of it all, i will probably be no help at all to the outside world.

And secondly, if i told you i had got the pictures of Jeff Brazier having sex with some equally chav girl, would you want me to post them? Here's a promo shot of him for you to decide / remember who he is.

Some New Shots From The 'W Magazine' Shoot.



So 'The Only One That Matters' has done a new shoot with Steven Klein for 'W Magazine', and i've managed to find some of the images from various web sites. Here they are.

I love her i love her i love her.

Fuck. Me. Hard.

My Lady.





Is Posh Taking The 'Fashion Icon' Thing A Bit Far?



Also, what the fuck is up with the pool shoes and socks? He is a fucking chav. I actually stole this joke off of Holy Moly which i love. I also love Pop bitch as they have named this Chav couple 'Thick & Thin', which is of course genius.

Tranny Force Episode 1: Cique De So Gay Pt 2

Part 2 in the tranny series (i've already posted the first one - it's in the archives if not lower down the screen).

This shit is fabulous! The first one started off with animation for the first 4 minutes, then the real trannies come in. It's just too funny, trannies that save the world from uglyness, and say things like "Shut your fucking mouth you slack-faced honkey ass'd cunt! Hi-ya!"

Tranny Pride! Let's all be trannies!