22.6.07
Celine, Again.
Oh honey no.
No.
I said no honey.
Bitch don't make me come up there and whoop yo ass, no I SAID!
Celine Dion as Michael Jackson. I'm not making this up.
No.
I said no honey.
Bitch don't make me come up there and whoop yo ass, no I SAID!
Celine Dion as Michael Jackson. I'm not making this up.
21.6.07
Cunty!
Countdown was never as interesting as this...
(For those abroad, 'Countdown' is a game show for old people here in the UK, and it's kind of a national institution).
(For those abroad, 'Countdown' is a game show for old people here in the UK, and it's kind of a national institution).
19.6.07
Black Gay Boys.
Well, they think they're not, but i don't know HOW they're not gay if this is how they spend their time.
This is, absolutely hysterical though.
(I may have posted this before, so i'm sorry i can't remember)
This is, absolutely hysterical though.
(I may have posted this before, so i'm sorry i can't remember)
18.6.07
17.6.07
A New Musical Instrument.
This is perhaps a little nerdy of me, but this is AMAZING. It's a totally new musical Instrument called the Reactable. Bjork has been using one on her world tour (which i would like some freeeee tickets for....) and it looks fucking awesome.
Check this out:
Check this out:
12.6.07
Sing Wit Me!
The BEST singer i've ever heard. Assuming i was born deaf. Like your mum.
Omazing Grace. (Oh the power of prayer).
Omazing Grace. (Oh the power of prayer).
This Is So Rubbish.
But i had to post it as a warning to all those that think they're funny. You probably aren't. Don't watch the whole thing, you'll realise pretty quickly where it's going, and if you skip to the end, you'l see there was no incredible punchline either.
Why would someone film this?
See?
Why would someone film this?
See?
6.6.07
From Holy Moly...
Pete Doherty is thinking about suing Gatecrasher festival organisers for telling loads of people he was due to DJ when he wasn't and has bleated that he wants an apology.
This is, of course, completely different and far worse than when he gets loads of hapless fans to pay for tickets to his gigs only to realise at the last moment that he'd rather tend to his 'needs' in a bush than perform for them.
Fucking idiot.
Well You'd Wake Up Pissed Wouldn't You?
Your friends will clearly die, just as soon as you realise what they have done to you.
This Is So Sad...
It's supposed to be something funny really, as in all my friends are laughing about it, but it just makes me sad.
But if you wanna watch a not particularly aesthetically blessed tranny hooker get busted then click here....
But if you wanna watch a not particularly aesthetically blessed tranny hooker get busted then click here....
Spice Girls - Holler!
Ok, so i know it's totally lame, but i've decided to rekindle my love of this song. I went onto youtube to watch the video as it reminds me of a particularly happy time in my life (i.e. i was young).
However, i then found this, which is quite clearly major. It's just 4 boys having fun y'see, and it's all about the 'baby' one.
For those of you as sad as me, here's the original:
(Best to watch it minimized)
However, i then found this, which is quite clearly major. It's just 4 boys having fun y'see, and it's all about the 'baby' one.
For those of you as sad as me, here's the original:
(Best to watch it minimized)
1.6.07
30.5.07
Wanker.
The virst short video is just a commercial for mtv, it's all about the second one that plays straight after.
Click here to see.
Click here to see.
It's All Over For You When....
....The best thing about your night was that you didn't shit the car.
Joan Rivers.
As i live and breathe....
Old People:
Julie Andrews:
Marriage (You graaaa and you take!):
Madonna (OH NO SHE DIDN'T!):
Jesus Freaks:
Gynaecologist:
Heather Mills-McCartney:
Faking an orgasm:
Gas:
Childbirth:
Raising her daughter:
And finally, Joan gives thanks:
Old People:
Julie Andrews:
Marriage (You graaaa and you take!):
Madonna (OH NO SHE DIDN'T!):
Jesus Freaks:
Gynaecologist:
Heather Mills-McCartney:
Faking an orgasm:
Gas:
Childbirth:
Raising her daughter:
And finally, Joan gives thanks:
29.5.07
I Love This!
It's the first funky Bollywood track i've personally ever heard, but honey it's all about the boots.
27.5.07
The Most Incredible Ad Ever.
Chanel No. 5
This is THE most beautiful advertising i've ever seen.
Then there's the Anna Nicole version....
This is THE most beautiful advertising i've ever seen.
Then there's the Anna Nicole version....
26.5.07
New Kids On Wheels.
There are no words, but the "At Least I'm Not Gay" number is an interesting point of view. Think most people would in fact prefer to BE gay, than a 'New Kid'.
Take a look at what i mean. Bear in mind, that it's REALLY WRONG.
Take a look at what i mean. Bear in mind, that it's REALLY WRONG.
25.5.07
Lady Sovereign! She Is Crap!
However, this is funny. She was bitching another girl Jentina, using the worst rapping ever, but the lyrics are quite funny.
Sad Old Stripper:
Well, here she is having a complete breakdown on stage in America. Is THIS seriously the best we have to export? She is beyond rubbish, and she was raised by wolves. I love the crowd swearing at her!
Sad Old Stripper:
Well, here she is having a complete breakdown on stage in America. Is THIS seriously the best we have to export? She is beyond rubbish, and she was raised by wolves. I love the crowd swearing at her!
Paula Abdul - High Again!
Bitch is mash-up, again!
Paula Abdul's Trippin'
Posted May 22, 2007Paula Abdul's latest incident: stumbling over her Chihuahua - tragic accident, or ploy to get more happy pills? You decide!
Who Are These People?
Wednesday 23rd May 2007. Soho, London. Couple oblivious to the fact that workers are filming them frollicking on their office rooftop. WHO ARE THEY?
I Wrote An Interview....
....With the DJ i play with at DTPM 'Nathan 6'. We're there this bank holiday Sunday.
Michael Moore - Sicko, The Movie.
His new film is about the U.S. health care system. Looks major, and in a way makes me feel quite proud to be British. Y'see we don't charge people to care for them when they're unwell. I think that's a nice thing.
Trailer:
Sneak Peek:
Trailer:
Sneak Peek:
The View.
Oh My God. This show used to be soooooooo dull, but it AIN'T NOW!
There is this complete idiot, let's call her The Idiot Queen, who i'm convinced was grown on a crystal by the American Republican Party, and she is on 'The View' arguing with Rosie O' Donnell.
Rosie is soooo major, the Idiot queen is a completely moronic cunt. Te great thing is though, that they argue on live American television. This show pisses all over the crappy English rip off 'Loose Women' - a show by UGLY ASS BITTER women, for UGLY ASS BITTER women (they bitch off Madonna quite a lot so you can imagine how i feel about them right?).
Anyway anyway anyway, here's what's been going on on 'The View':
A few weeks ago:
(FYI - How major does Ricki Lake look sitting there all quiet?)
I'm getting right into all this political stuff, here's more:
Watch as the Idiot Queen tries to see the 'list' so she can prepare her defenses, cheating bitch.
The Idiot Queen gets dissed by Alicia Silverstone:
On second thought, i feel for her a little. I think it's a little mean to blank her like that, i would still hug her. She's just a silly girl.
There is this complete idiot, let's call her The Idiot Queen, who i'm convinced was grown on a crystal by the American Republican Party, and she is on 'The View' arguing with Rosie O' Donnell.
Rosie is soooo major, the Idiot queen is a completely moronic cunt. Te great thing is though, that they argue on live American television. This show pisses all over the crappy English rip off 'Loose Women' - a show by UGLY ASS BITTER women, for UGLY ASS BITTER women (they bitch off Madonna quite a lot so you can imagine how i feel about them right?).
Anyway anyway anyway, here's what's been going on on 'The View':
A few weeks ago:
(FYI - How major does Ricki Lake look sitting there all quiet?)
I'm getting right into all this political stuff, here's more:
Watch as the Idiot Queen tries to see the 'list' so she can prepare her defenses, cheating bitch.
The Idiot Queen gets dissed by Alicia Silverstone:
On second thought, i feel for her a little. I think it's a little mean to blank her like that, i would still hug her. She's just a silly girl.
17.5.07
16.5.07
15.5.07
Star Wars Disco Baby!
This is major, in a way.
The funny thing is that i was asked to remix a Star Wars theme a few years ago for the launch of the last one. The project never went ahead in the end, but i would never have come up with this, a version which i actually think is a bit cool.
The funny thing is that i was asked to remix a Star Wars theme a few years ago for the launch of the last one. The project never went ahead in the end, but i would never have come up with this, a version which i actually think is a bit cool.
For Lukas.....
Joan Collins and Linda Evans, who recently toured the country in a play about feuding actresses which capitalized on the rocky relationship between their former small-screen personas Krystle Carrington and Alexis Colby, are apparently determined to squeeze every last drop of juice out of the rivalry. Collins is claiming Evans "roughed her up" to the point where she has needs physical therapy and says she has even filed an insurance report.
Collins_evqansSaid Collins' spokesman: "Joan ended the tour with a sprained knee, a scar on her hand and almost choked to death. Evans kicked Joan's hand so hard that she now has a permanent scar and cannot wear a ring on her right hand."
Evans' spokeswoman replied: "Joan Collins is the single most unprofessional actress working in Hollywood. Linda Evans hurting somebody? I find it unbelievable."
The play's producer claims that after Evans' foot touched Collins' hand during one performance Collins would no longer push the other actress: "Joan then refused to do it. She was afraid of it. So we had her push Linda with the end of a mop."
Aren't these the kinds of stories that are meant to fuel ticket sales before the show tours? In any case, here are a few reminders of their past efforts for you Dynasty fans.
This clip has to be the worst lighting i've ever seen on a celebrity.
The Thing About Scientology Is....
.....nope, can't think of a single thing to say about it. Other than it seems strange, and the people that practice it seem strange, and it breeds oddness around itself.
Take a look at what it did to a fine upstanding BBC Panorama reporter...
Take a look at what it did to a fine upstanding BBC Panorama reporter...
12.5.07
This Queen Is Gonna Win Eurovision!
She's major, there are so many key changes in this track, that i'm not sure the backing vocalist can handle them (you'll hear what i mean). Apparently the Ukrainian locals have been protesting against this drag queen representing them, as he is not the image they wish to portray.
They're probably right, they're much better off with the usual 'sex trafficking liggers' image they fought so hard to acheive.
Muppets.
They're probably right, they're much better off with the usual 'sex trafficking liggers' image they fought so hard to acheive.
Muppets.
8.5.07
I Took A Photo Of My Last Gig...
....And to think i was playing my remix of 'Like A Virgin' at the time.
Leather Queen!
Nancing about in his bedroom. This is typical of leather queens. Can't wait to get down to the Anvil!
What What (In The Butt)
Not sure if i've posted this before, as it's not new to me, but i'm posting it again just in case.
I LOVE THIS! It's so rubbish it's major.
I LOVE THIS! It's so rubbish it's major.
I Went To Take A Stand The Other Day.....
...I'd decided i'd had enough of it all. I just won't take it anymore! Everything i've seen, everything i've known, i simply won't take it anymore.
I am not a number, i am a member of the human race, a valid life form. I have much to offer, much to teach, and much more to learn.
So quit busting my hump you cunts yeah!
I am not a number, i am a member of the human race, a valid life form. I have much to offer, much to teach, and much more to learn.
So quit busting my hump you cunts yeah!
Peeeeeynus Power!
Posted this stuff before but the video was taken off line, well i found another one init! This has become massive on the net.
The Original:
My fave bit of this video is the huge cow sitting next to her saying that having listened to this speech, she's gonna be more watchful of men in the future. Why?!
The Remix:
The Original:
My fave bit of this video is the huge cow sitting next to her saying that having listened to this speech, she's gonna be more watchful of men in the future. Why?!
The Remix:
Little Bit Of Harmless Fun.
A sailor meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures.
The sailor notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook hand, and an eye patch.
"How did you end up with a peg leg?" he asks.
"I was swept overboard into a school of sharks," the pirate replies.
"As my men were pulling me out, a shark bit off my leg."
"Wow!" cries the sailor. "What about your hook?"
"Argh! An enemy hacked off my hand during a raid."
"Incredible! How'd you get the eye patch?"
"A seagull shit in my eye."
"You lost your eye to a sea gull dropping?"
"Well," says the pirate, "it was my first day with the hook."
The sailor notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook hand, and an eye patch.
"How did you end up with a peg leg?" he asks.
"I was swept overboard into a school of sharks," the pirate replies.
"As my men were pulling me out, a shark bit off my leg."
"Wow!" cries the sailor. "What about your hook?"
"Argh! An enemy hacked off my hand during a raid."
"Incredible! How'd you get the eye patch?"
"A seagull shit in my eye."
"You lost your eye to a sea gull dropping?"
"Well," says the pirate, "it was my first day with the hook."
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