Not a drag queen, i mean it a real parrot.
12.3.07
Me And My Pimps Yeah.
No reason for posting this, just liked it. On the left is my DJ cohort Fidel, and on the right is another DJ i play with ad DTPM Mike Starr. That's it.
Our Lady of Perpetual Motion...
...is at it again. Interesting that no sooner had Madonna produced her own collection for H & M then Kylie, of course, does their beachwear line following it. I swear to God if Madonna were to die, Kylie would throw herself off a cliff.
Anyhoo, this ad is of course amazing - not least because The Only One That Matters has directed it herself. Clearly having stolen every shred of style her husband ever had. Oh well.
Anyhoo, this ad is of course amazing - not least because The Only One That Matters has directed it herself. Clearly having stolen every shred of style her husband ever had. Oh well.
8.3.07
I USED TO LOVE THIS AD!
This is an ad for the Vauxhall Corsa car, sounds rubbish, but it had all the biggest supermodels in the world in it. This one is for Fidel and me. I'm Christy, he's Naomi, obviously.
22.2.07
When Tranny Met Tranny....
...And tranny, and tranny, and tranny. Actually, i'm not sure they are actual Man-she's, they're just waaay fierce bitches.
20.2.07
"I Drink Champagne In The Morning....
....I drink Champagne in the afternoon, i drink champagne in the bubble bath, i drink champagne in my dressing room."
The real crime is the hair.
The real crime is the hair.
16.2.07
15.2.07
14.2.07
ANAL GLAUCOMA
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today"
"What's the matter?" he asks
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today"
11.2.07
9.2.07
8.2.07
The Next Bit Is So Wrong, You May Not Want To Read It.
It's basically just a message on some message board, that i happen to have seen. You may have realised by now that i spend my recreational time seeking out the most twisted things on the net. Well the next thing would be a 'brown' colour, so don't say i didn't warn you. It's just that it really made me laugh....
LONDONGUY: "I love shitting in public. Often, l8 at nite i go 2 a local park in london, strip waist down, and get wanking. Then i cover my hole in lube, sit on a bench and shit on the arm rest, then i piss over it and sit in it whilst wanking. The surrounding flats make it exciting, love the risk of being seen. Sometimes shit in a pair of lycra shorts whilst walking down the street, then piss myself. Wud like 2 find someone who wants 2 watch. Love 2 shit straight down someone's throat outside."
Where is this person? How the HELL is someone doing that to themselves in the street? Lyrca shorts man! I just had to share. And so did they it seems. He could be absolutely anyone! God bless the interweb.
Eurgh.
LONDONGUY: "I love shitting in public. Often, l8 at nite i go 2 a local park in london, strip waist down, and get wanking. Then i cover my hole in lube, sit on a bench and shit on the arm rest, then i piss over it and sit in it whilst wanking. The surrounding flats make it exciting, love the risk of being seen. Sometimes shit in a pair of lycra shorts whilst walking down the street, then piss myself. Wud like 2 find someone who wants 2 watch. Love 2 shit straight down someone's throat outside."
Where is this person? How the HELL is someone doing that to themselves in the street? Lyrca shorts man! I just had to share. And so did they it seems. He could be absolutely anyone! God bless the interweb.
Eurgh.
Paris Is Trouble. Period.
This girl is trouble, watch the way that Brandon Davis (whoever the hell this fat ugliness actually is) is mouthing off about Lindsay Lohan to impress Paris. She actually whispers things for him to say, and i remember her being a lot like this with Nicole in the Simple Life. She gets other people to get themselves into trouble for her amusement.
Needles to say, i used to hang with girls exactly like her as a kid. Which was of course only yesterday as i'm so ridiculously young i can't stand it.
Needles to say, i used to hang with girls exactly like her as a kid. Which was of course only yesterday as i'm so ridiculously young i can't stand it.
Oh Man, This Is Good.
A man is on Dutch television, talking about the time when his testicles were removed accidentally in hospital. Yeah i'm not writing anymore, just watch it.
3.2.07
This Is, I Don't Know What This Is.
This is a video called 'Strange Faces & Noises I Can Make 3'.
See it, to believe it.
See it, to believe it.
30.1.07
So i've found this queen...
.....who i'm sure will be a huge big star one day soon. I don't even know his name, but he's major, and here's a collection of his clips.
Healthy foods.
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Healthy foods.
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The Cockettes!
Not not the major docu-film, the Man-she band from fuck knows where, performing their lesser known record 'Call Girl'.
This has to be seen to be believed, especially the random bits of opera that take you completely by surprise.
This has to be seen to be believed, especially the random bits of opera that take you completely by surprise.
When Me & Fi Met Matt.
Classic clip from Too Wong Foo, i've probably postd this before but i'm just in the mood so there you go.
Step Touch Miss Thing!
The Kiki Twins - How they're twins i don't know. Joined at the un-hip perhaps.
Faces of Meth - The Video!
Drugs make you ugly.
As i always say with these meth things, it's the hair that gets me everytime.
As i always say with these meth things, it's the hair that gets me everytime.
Words Fail Me.
Apart from maybe, is that a nappy? I've never held a toilet seat like that, you just wouldn't would you?
29.1.07
This Is Absolute You Tube BRILLIANCE.
I've never seen anything as major as this video.
The setting, is that a bunch of bridesmaids are preparing for the wedding, waiting for the bride to get back from the salon. Now the beginning goes on for a little while, but what unfolds is truly incredible. And it gets worse, and worse.
Things to watch out for are the laughing friends, and the fact that whoever is filming the whole ordeal, seems to refuse to stop filming.
Waych this all the way to the end.
The setting, is that a bunch of bridesmaids are preparing for the wedding, waiting for the bride to get back from the salon. Now the beginning goes on for a little while, but what unfolds is truly incredible. And it gets worse, and worse.
Things to watch out for are the laughing friends, and the fact that whoever is filming the whole ordeal, seems to refuse to stop filming.
Waych this all the way to the end.
26.1.07
From Holly Molly:
Aggravation. Location? The Station
Some years ago a nervous young Kirsty Allsopp was preparing for one of her fledgling TV appearances, on the Pebble Mill show in Birmingham. With travel provided, Kirsty excitedly boarded the train and found her allotted seat, opposite a bored-looking blonde woman reading a book.
Correctly guessing that other guests were being transported to Birmingham, Kirsty tried to engage her fellow traveller in conversation. "Oh hello, are you doing the show too?" There was no reply from the sour-faced harridan who continued to read. Still Kirsty persisted, reasoning that surely no one could be this rude?
"I'm Kirsty. I'm on the show to talk about property management." No reply.
"So what do you do...?" Finally, the woman put the book down and looked Kirsty up and down with a terrifying glare that is banned in some martial arts movies.
"Ah give the best bluuur jobs in Britain," she announced in a glass-shattering Geordie accent, before going back to her book and ignoring Kirsty all the way to Birmingham. Then all the way to the taxi rank. Separate taxis. Then all the way into the studio and make-up. Kirsty only learned the harridan's name when they were officially introduced on the recording.
Introducing... Heather Mills. Of course, this was back in the days when Heather had two legs and no Beatles. To her credit, Kirsty nurses a healthy grudge to this day and roared with laughter when Heather's leg fell off at a celebrity party.
Some years ago a nervous young Kirsty Allsopp was preparing for one of her fledgling TV appearances, on the Pebble Mill show in Birmingham. With travel provided, Kirsty excitedly boarded the train and found her allotted seat, opposite a bored-looking blonde woman reading a book.
Correctly guessing that other guests were being transported to Birmingham, Kirsty tried to engage her fellow traveller in conversation. "Oh hello, are you doing the show too?" There was no reply from the sour-faced harridan who continued to read. Still Kirsty persisted, reasoning that surely no one could be this rude?
"I'm Kirsty. I'm on the show to talk about property management." No reply.
"So what do you do...?" Finally, the woman put the book down and looked Kirsty up and down with a terrifying glare that is banned in some martial arts movies.
"Ah give the best bluuur jobs in Britain," she announced in a glass-shattering Geordie accent, before going back to her book and ignoring Kirsty all the way to Birmingham. Then all the way to the taxi rank. Separate taxis. Then all the way into the studio and make-up. Kirsty only learned the harridan's name when they were officially introduced on the recording.
Introducing... Heather Mills. Of course, this was back in the days when Heather had two legs and no Beatles. To her credit, Kirsty nurses a healthy grudge to this day and roared with laughter when Heather's leg fell off at a celebrity party.
This One's For Lukas...
....Oh this one's a killer!
Joan Collins Vs. Some Old Woman.
"How DARE she say that about me? I'm not a bitch, i play one BRILLIANTLY but i'm not a bitch!"
Joan Collins Vs. Some Old Woman.
"How DARE she say that about me? I'm not a bitch, i play one BRILLIANTLY but i'm not a bitch!"
Paris Really REALLY Exposed.
Ok, as is very fashionable right now, she had a storage unit and forgot to pay the bill. An internet company bought it, and are making a very big deal about selling it - there's a video, and it looks to be way worse than the One Night In Paris thing.
Another Paris, Another Hall
Another Paris, Another Hall
25.1.07
20.1.07
Paula Abdul - She's A Bloody Mess!
The train wreck.
She's gonna fall of the chair. They guy actually asks her why she's moving around in her chair so much. He actually laughs at her in the end!
She's gonna fall of the chair. They guy actually asks her why she's moving around in her chair so much. He actually laughs at her in the end!
Paula Abdul - She's A Bloody Mess! Pt.2
Girlfriend is mash up! She loves the juice, and probably the spliff too!
It's Very Wrong To Laugh At Meth Use...
....but if you were going to, THIS IS THE PLACE to do it.
I'd like to draw your attention to 2 things. Hover your mouse over someone's picture to see the difference made, and my own particular favourite is the lady in the middle, second row down. Bitch is TRIPPIN!
Meth gives you bad hair. Maybe bad hairdressers sell the damn stuff?
I'd like to draw your attention to 2 things. Hover your mouse over someone's picture to see the difference made, and my own particular favourite is the lady in the middle, second row down. Bitch is TRIPPIN!
Meth gives you bad hair. Maybe bad hairdressers sell the damn stuff?
If You Don't Smoke This Will Bore You Shitless.
I have just quit, but i feel the odd joint coming on from time to time, and this is what i want my weed to be in.
Who the nerd is rolling and i assume filming the whole is i don't know - i prolly wouldn't smoke with him. He calls himself 'Smoky'. Smoky was prolly bullied at school boys and girls. Anyhoo.
Who the nerd is rolling and i assume filming the whole is i don't know - i prolly wouldn't smoke with him. He calls himself 'Smoky'. Smoky was prolly bullied at school boys and girls. Anyhoo.
Once Again....
....that old Supa Hoof is out in force. Her vagina requires more attention than she does. In that case maybe i have a vagina too? Erm, no. Don't know why i said that, must be her masive hoof taking over me.
Hoof. Etc etc.
Hoof. Etc etc.
19.1.07
Earth Calling Out For What It Needs Back?
I know this is i suppose of a more serious nature, but this is one of the more remarkable photos I've seen in ages.
What you're looking at are roads and cleared land caused by loggers and their trucks and machinery in southern Sweden. The pattern they've caused in the destruction has come to illustrate the very thing they have destroyed.
Click to enlarge.
What you're looking at are roads and cleared land caused by loggers and their trucks and machinery in southern Sweden. The pattern they've caused in the destruction has come to illustrate the very thing they have destroyed.
Click to enlarge.
Me & Paul.
This is my friend Paul, and this will be the tenth year of our friendship.
I met him when i was 11.
I'm On Her Tits!
She's off her tits, and i'm on 'em!
She won't pleased i've put this here me thinks. I love you Rosita!
17.1.07
Sorry For Being Away And All
What can i say i've been busy. But i'm back baby, and today it's all about Whitney!
Peace & grits X
Maybe They're Just American Hicks?
Maybe she was never comfortable with 'refined' in the first place y'know?
I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THIS VIDEO!
Blessed be the Whitney - She's so gangstarrrr!
And off her tits on bleach!
And off her tits on bleach!
Well....
.....when the person that can make you look good is Michael Jackson, Nippy, you got a problem
This is Whitney at her worst, bless her she doesn't even feel the need to sing her own song. She the width of a cigarette paper, and funnily enough, no one bought this record.
Reminds me of when Mel B (Scary) performed her version of 'Word Up' on Top of the Pops whilst sitting on an armchair for it's entirity. She never sang again.
You get what you give my bitches!
This is Whitney at her worst, bless her she doesn't even feel the need to sing her own song. She the width of a cigarette paper, and funnily enough, no one bought this record.
Reminds me of when Mel B (Scary) performed her version of 'Word Up' on Top of the Pops whilst sitting on an armchair for it's entirity. She never sang again.
You get what you give my bitches!
16.1.07
The Americans Roll Out The Welcome Wagon.
It seems the neighbours don't bake you a pie anymore, mind you, what would be the point anyway.
4.1.07
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