This is wonderful, an advert for the future of supersonic travel. This apparantly is what it 'will' look like. Well i've travelled on Concorde a few times and i can tell you it was tiny, uncomfortable and too close to Michael Hestletine for my taste.
Loving the look of this though, and the accompanying music.
18.8.06
14.8.06
My Supa Club Night!
This is the poster for my club night, which is going very well thank you very much etc etc. If you wanna here an example of the music we're playing it can be found on my new myspace page. I tend to change the music every few days so feel free to check back as and when. As it is it's 4am and i've just finished a remix of a Christina Aguilera track from her new album (which is fucking awesome frankly) called Back In The Day, and i'll be making it available for download in the morning.
The jiggaboo in the picture is my best friend and favourite DJ in the whole world Fidel. Between the two of us we manage to create new music from old music, and it's very very clever. If you're a regular reader of my blog and fancy coming down then feel free to let me know and i'll guest list you.
It's a mixed up cool crowd (including Keira Knightly and Dolce & Gabbana the other night, who i think are quite cool aren't they?), it rocks till around 4ish usually, it's called New Bohemia and it's fucking major.
The jiggaboo in the picture is my best friend and favourite DJ in the whole world Fidel. Between the two of us we manage to create new music from old music, and it's very very clever. If you're a regular reader of my blog and fancy coming down then feel free to let me know and i'll guest list you.
It's a mixed up cool crowd (including Keira Knightly and Dolce & Gabbana the other night, who i think are quite cool aren't they?), it rocks till around 4ish usually, it's called New Bohemia and it's fucking major.
Nicole Is SOOOOO Not Well.
She is one of the most anorexic girls i've seen in recent times. Especially next to Tyra! If you click on the pictures you can see Nicole's face close up - she's younger than me and her face is actually wrinkled and she is supa thin.
It's quite sad really to think everyone takes her picture, it probably makes it all much worse. There is no way i would let a friend of mine do that to themselves.
It's quite sad really to think everyone takes her picture, it probably makes it all much worse. There is no way i would let a friend of mine do that to themselves.
For Fuck's Sake Woman!
This bitch could get a camel toe wearing her bed linen man! Sort your kootch!
I Love New York.
This is one of the reasons that New York CAN still be major. It was Amanda Lepore's birthday, and Kim (not Kevin) Aviance did a special performance for her party. It gets a little dull half way through, but i love the guy that thanks her at the end. He sounds like something STRAIGHT out of Paris Is Burning.
Kim Aviance - My Baby Shot Me Down
Kim Aviance - My Baby Shot Me Down
You Know You're A Redneck When...
The new version is out!
1 You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.
3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.
6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your b ack and they don't want it.
8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.
10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
12.. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
17. You have a rag for a gas cap.
18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
19. You w onder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
20. You can spit without opening your mouth.
21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.
28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.
30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.
1 You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.
3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.
6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your b ack and they don't want it.
8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.
10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
12.. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
17. You have a rag for a gas cap.
18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
19. You w onder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
20. You can spit without opening your mouth.
21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.
28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.
30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.
11.8.06
My Favourite Ms. Carey Tour Photo Yet.
What does it take to dress that woman, it's as if she repels clothes, then in turn she repels others when they see her in some. There's a vicious cycle occurin' here babe, might wanna start drinkin'.
Two Little Queens.
One of these boys will surely become, if he isn't already, a professional drag queen and failed actor. The other one will just spend a lifetime quietly laughing to himself.
This video isn't funny at all, but i'm just intrigued by a recogniseable dynamic between them. Bugger knows why. Oh to be young again etc etc. I am young etc etc.
This video isn't funny at all, but i'm just intrigued by a recogniseable dynamic between them. Bugger knows why. Oh to be young again etc etc. I am young etc etc.
Bush Vs. Blair
I know i've posted this before but it's so good it needs to be seen again.
You're mother sucks horses willies.
You're mother sucks horses willies.
Liza Vs. Carol
A video mash-up of Larry King interviews with Liza Minelli and Carol Channing.
There's a demi-drag version of it further down the page too, you lucky lucky things.
There's a demi-drag version of it further down the page too, you lucky lucky things.
The Latest Internet Star.
The Spinning Fireman.
If you haven't already heard about this, it's basically a fireman that decided to put himself into a dryer and switch it on. It's really quite funny, though he's now up for a disciplinary. Oops.
If you haven't already heard about this, it's basically a fireman that decided to put himself into a dryer and switch it on. It's really quite funny, though he's now up for a disciplinary. Oops.
From One Of The Writers of South Park...
...Comes the Passion of the Hairplugs. Mel Gibson at his absolute best. This is fucking nuts, you must watch it all as it kinda takes a turn when he goes to the clinic....
8.8.06
Well I Never....
You gotta love those religeous types. They will plunder any human suffering they can to get people on their side. This is a wonderful little example, and well done Sharon Stone. Don't ever fuck with her.
Roseanne, Dan and Jackie Get Stoned.
How funny?!!!!!
And i really want a pudding pop! I've never had one, someone please send me one!!!1
And i really want a pudding pop! I've never had one, someone please send me one!!!1
Roseanne & Jackie Vs. Patsy & Eddie
Oh yes, i'm not sure anyone actually saw this, but this was when Ab Fab came to Roseannadu.
I LOVE THIS!
I LOVE THIS!
Kylie on Kath & Kim
If you haven't seen this, you're weird. Even weirder, is Kylie's make-up. She's surprisingly adept at playing Aussie trash..... makes you wonder. Actually, no it doesn't.
If You Liked Kath & Kim...
....The you should like this. It's Kim, playing Madonna in her Frozen Video.
I Think This Looks Amazing.
It's behind the scenes of the latest Sony Bravia campaign. Nothing major, but i think it looks cool and it's only short.
7.8.06
OH. MY. GOD.
This is fucking unreal. A promo for The Church Of Satan. I haven't checked out the website yet, but the ad is something else....
This Girl's Gonna Be Huge.....
...And not just because the majority of the American population are. She. Is. Major. Ness.
Give it up for Earth Wind and Fire's biggest little fan. Sista Gurl!
Give it up for Earth Wind and Fire's biggest little fan. Sista Gurl!
For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously...
Here's some "wisdom" from the web. Author unknown.
For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously..........
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like...night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
14. How many of you believe in psycho kinesis? Raise my hand.
15. OK . . . so what's the speed of dark?
16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened?
25. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
26. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates.... it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously..........
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like...night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
14. How many of you believe in psycho kinesis? Raise my hand.
15. OK . . . so what's the speed of dark?
16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened?
25. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
26. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates.... it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
4.8.06
Cock!
There's a dance/cock theme here today. I don't know why, i just don't know. Maybe i gotta get laid.
Right In The Cock & Balls!
This is an excerpt from a show called American Dad, which i LOVE. My favourite character is the gay alien, as he's very very funny.
Some weirdo has disabled the player, but paste this into your browser:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KWAOxTAQXE
And here's another example:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KWAOxTAQXE
And here's another example:
Get Up Offa That Thang!
I started watching this thinking it was gonna be funny, but it's actually brilliant. Apart from the outfits, obviously. Half way through i realised that isn't overdubbed music it's what they're actually dancing to, and it's quite amazing.
You Are Unfortch. With A Tiny Penis And Man Tits.
This is a collection of the most unfortch men i have ever witnessed. Link to this video should you ever need a pick me up. Unless you are like them, in which case let me blog you.
This video really kicks in half way through, difficult as it is to believe. There's a guy called Paul who i'm still not convinced actually has one.
This video really kicks in half way through, difficult as it is to believe. There's a guy called Paul who i'm still not convinced actually has one.
Cock!
I love the way they've protected her identity, silly cocksucker - And she isn't seriously going to give that ice cream to that little girl, to the delight of the man behind her, is she?
Like The New Look?
So i now have broadband! Have been off moving about and DJing etc, but i'm back now and here to stay. Unless i go off again, then i'll be back after that. I have loads to post but right now one of my eyes has gone completely out of focus so i guess it's bed time. Will supply you with more tomorrow....
3.8.06
Ok, I'm Now Obsessed With The Pet Shop Boys.
In particular, but not limited to, their eighties stuff. I can't get enough of how Chris Lowe used to dress! He was and is so cool. I was told yesterday that they have heard about my DJing and are planning on coming down to my night, which we like very much. It's odd though that i would spend my childhood listening to their music, and now they're coming to listen to mine.
I'm obviously quite major.
This video is for West End Girls, a track i remixed last night in fact (well if they are popping down...)
I'm obviously quite major.
This video is for West End Girls, a track i remixed last night in fact (well if they are popping down...)
The Most I've Ever Seen Chris Lowe Do In A Video.
Loving that they surrounded themselves with young Brazillian boys. That started a trend if ever there was one.
The Most Beautiful Video They Ever Did.
And one of the most beautiful songs, ever.
Being Boring. Directed by Bruce Weber.
Being Boring. Directed by Bruce Weber.
Apparantly, She's The Most Fierce Woman That Ever Lived.
But then she would say that wouldn't she! This is quite major, i give you, The Wasp Woman. Queen of Beauty, Queen of Bees!
Stay Away From Porn You Kids!
I love the music in this, reminds me of sunday afternoons with nothing to do but watch really old films. Anyway, onto porn.
2.8.06
Fake Bake Beyonce
So i've discovered 2 Beyonce rip offs, these are by far the funniest.
Why do i think this first one was filmed in Basra?
Why do i think this first one was filmed in Basra?
Her Face.
If you stare at it, does it not become the weirdest looking face? It's just bloody weird. She cussed Mother Nature and Mother Nature bitch blapsed her in the face one time. The Rahsclahts.
WORK!
This is both wonderful and total crap, watch it and see what i mean.
Rupaul - Supermodel '06 Mix
Rupaul - Supermodel '06 Mix
Mimi, More Like More More.
I don't see the loverly Madonna (Only One That Matters) looking that BRUCKEN and BEATEN DOWN when she's performing at her show. Is all i'm sayin'.
This Picture Made Me Spit My Drink Out.
How someone's mind even comes up with that i don't know. Genius, maybe.
1.8.06
How To Dance Like A White Guy....
....I swear to God i could name ten people who must have bought this video. I may do that on this very site!
25.7.06
I'm So Beautiful!
Firstly, let me apologise for not posting much at the moment. I've not had a broadband connection to call my own so it's been much harder getting online, but all that will change on Friday. Then this site will become much faster and bigger and more beautiful!
With that in mind, i leave you with Divine.....
With that in mind, i leave you with Divine.....
21.7.06
Christina Aguilera Announces Baby!
Having seen what pregnancy did for Britney's career, Christina announces that she too will hear the patter of tiny feet.
This made Britney very angry.....
This made Britney very angry.....
BRITNEY TRIES TO REGAIN HER CROWN! -I Just Had To Post These Pictures.
Being held back from boxing Christina, by K-Fed.
Unable to get sponsorship, she resorts to mugging people of their booze. Here she is seen mugging Justin Timberfake.
Hee hee hee.
Unable to get sponsorship, she resorts to mugging people of their booze. Here she is seen mugging Justin Timberfake.
Hee hee hee.
13.7.06
This Has Been Called The Movie Everyone Should See.
It's called "Loose Change" and it's incredible. This here is the second edition and it seeks to prove that the attacks of 9/11 and subsequent events were nothing more than a money making scam and psychological attack on the American people, carried out by the U.S Administration.
I know this isn't usually my area, but this film has completely changed my mind on what happened. I don't read the papers to find out what's going on in the world, as it's usually rubbish. This stuff is far more interesting.
I know this isn't usually my area, but this film has completely changed my mind on what happened. I don't read the papers to find out what's going on in the world, as it's usually rubbish. This stuff is far more interesting.
When YOU Make Paris Hilton Look Worthy...
..Your number is definately up (to the foreign readers, that's an English term for, you're busted and you smell like feet.)
Repeat After Me....
I know i've posted it before but it's a classic and i think i'm following a slightly religeous theme today.
Don't Just Stand There Let's Get To It....
This is quite simply the most amazing video of vogueing i've ever seen. It's a collection of different bits of footage, edited together to produce a video that is both ridiculous and genius at the same time.
I taught them everything they know.
(Best to resize it smaller as the screen quality isn't great)
I taught them everything they know.
(Best to resize it smaller as the screen quality isn't great)
Charles & Cam-mule-la
What amazes me is that with very little added, the horse bears a striking resemblance.
11.7.06
7.7.06
THIS IS SO FUCKING MAJOR I CAN BARELY BREATHE!
You need to watch this short 5 minute long movie. It's Whitney teaching her kids all about the Birds and the Bees, and i have nothing else to say.
CLICK HERE
Pickle Surprise
This isn't as rude as you're expecting it to be. It does however, show you what a young RuPaul and Lady Bunny looked like.
I Know It's Racialist....
... But ya gotta poke fun at everyone y'know? Anyway some of my best friends are drawings.
Lindsay Lohan Went To See A Psychic...
....She looked into her crystal ball, and thought it best to say nothing.
Granny Joke.
Senior ladies!
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munchesup.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on hisshoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again, he asks the little old lady, " Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?".
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"
The old lady replied,
"We just love the chocolate around them."
EXTRA JOKE!
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
5.7.06
Just Go Home.
Words actually fail me with this one. It's just fucking grose (is that how you spell it?).
This Is Very Funny.
Click on the picture to read about the silly Irish (No offence, well alright a little).
Sorry I've Not Been Around Much Blog-Wise...
...this is why.
You try blogging in that state! And by the way, they're Fidel's crusty feet, he secretly has white feet.
You try blogging in that state! And by the way, they're Fidel's crusty feet, he secretly has white feet.
This Has To Be Seen To Be Believed.
There is a girl in America (Where else?) that is afraid of pickles. I mean afraid.
She's like the exact opposite of Paris Hilton...
She's like the exact opposite of Paris Hilton...
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