Saturday Night Live sketch 'Coffee Talk' with Mike Myers, Roseanne and MADONNA!
23.4.07
Scarlett On Saturday Night Live.
This is worth it just to see her sing "Bring my kootchy up, bring my kootchy down!"
18.4.07
Sunset Beach Y'all!
This was the most major show on television, i'm sure when it finished i stopped watching tv altogether. Watch these opening credits, and if you're hooked from them alone (i was) then there is a delicious collection of SB scenes to enjoy.
I'm Annie. Not you Lukas, me. I'm Annie. You're Olivia (the Joan Collins knock off).
I'm Annie. Not you Lukas, me. I'm Annie. You're Olivia (the Joan Collins knock off).
Sunset Beach Halloween Party
Annie chokes...and the most beautiful man in the world (look out for Cole)
"I'll, take that"
"I need those jewels!"
Take the champagne ya bitch! It's all about the last scene.
Part 5
"You get one toothbrush and it's for cleaning the toilet. What else you do with it is up to you!"
This is major! It's always the end scene with these things!
"You wicked old witch!"
I don't know what's going on with this dadless bitch, all i know is she's screaming at a plastic dummy, that has the distinct look of Posh Spice. The mini devil and angels are killer though!
Loving the close up on her narly old hand
Final part, don't worry, nothing gets resolved.
"I'll, take that"
"I need those jewels!"
Take the champagne ya bitch! It's all about the last scene.
Part 5
"You get one toothbrush and it's for cleaning the toilet. What else you do with it is up to you!"
This is major! It's always the end scene with these things!
"You wicked old witch!"
I don't know what's going on with this dadless bitch, all i know is she's screaming at a plastic dummy, that has the distinct look of Posh Spice. The mini devil and angels are killer though!
Loving the close up on her narly old hand
Final part, don't worry, nothing gets resolved.
Vagina Power!
This is awesome. Why doesn't the UK have public access tv? This video is a little long, but it's major through till the end, even if it's just to hear how the woman on the left is gonna keep a look out for predatory men. I think she'll be quite safe somehow.
Oh, just read the blurb with it - the woman on the left is her mother. Dear God.
Oh, just read the blurb with it - the woman on the left is her mother. Dear God.
10.4.07
History Of Sex Dolls
I totally would. At least you don't have to make them breakfast in the morning, though i would at least offer. I'm not an animal.
Click here for a pictorial history of sex dolls!
Click here for a pictorial history of sex dolls!
Threat Alert Jesus!
Your very own protective religious figurine! Click here to see the light! Praise him!
Chita Rivera!
This is the campest thing i've ever seen, but it's also fabulous!
What i would give to have been alive then....but still look the way i do now. Mind you, i wouldn't still be alive if i was born then, no way no how.
What i would give to have been alive then....but still look the way i do now. Mind you, i wouldn't still be alive if i was born then, no way no how.
Celine Does Madonna!
Bitch really is crazy, though oddly i likie the sound of her voice on this. Weird huh?
Unreleased Video For 'Get Together'.
This is quite pretty, though totally dull. But it's her so it's major, and don't even try bitching it.
6.4.07
Miss Cleo Vs. Milan
Ok, Miss Cleo is some dial-a-psychic, and this is Milan's ode to her.
It. Is. Fucking. Major.
It. Is. Fucking. Major.
5.4.07
4.4.07
I'm Into Leather Recently...
...studs, outdoor cruising. Just something a little harder. Oh and kids.
This is because i am a hard gay.
This is because i am a hard gay.
American Christian Politics
Jeez, these people are freaks. This guy works for George Bush. Need i say any more?
3.4.07
Model! Model!
The Debbie McGee Modeling Agency is set to take over the world. Hee hee.
She's got a bloody glass eye!
She's got a bloody glass eye!
Yay! Yay! Bank Holiday!
alt="" width="420" height="300" border="0">Guess where i'll be this Sunday? Playing in room 3 that's where. It's going to be soooooo coooool.....
width="430" height="1030" border="0"> Duct Tape Prom Comp!
Ok you won't believe this but Duct tape held a competition where you must make your outfit for the prom entirely out of the stuff, to win some kinda prize. Bad enough huh? Take a look at the entries....
NEITHER of these two will ever have sex:
Then there's the 'Fleetwood Mac' style couple, they probably long to drink wine from goblets, write with quills etc:
This little beauty is a marvel. Read her dress, then look at her dead eyes. She is a future enemy of every man in the world. I reckon she's been a bit touched, if you know what i mean:
Then there's always the girls who didn't have dates, so went together:
Yep, the boys missed out on absolutely fuck all there then. Hetro's 2- Lesbo's - Nil!
NEITHER of these two will ever have sex:
Then there's the 'Fleetwood Mac' style couple, they probably long to drink wine from goblets, write with quills etc:
This little beauty is a marvel. Read her dress, then look at her dead eyes. She is a future enemy of every man in the world. I reckon she's been a bit touched, if you know what i mean:
Then there's always the girls who didn't have dates, so went together:
Yep, the boys missed out on absolutely fuck all there then. Hetro's 2- Lesbo's - Nil!
He's hiding a secret from her, hence she's allowed to be as crazy as she likes:
I'm guessing entering this competition was his idea:
He's a duct-tape Nazi:
She's going to give birth to a fabulous gay son:
Who will end up looking like this at his prom (obviously that's a young Lilly Allen on the left, when she dressed more conservatively).
I'm guessing entering this competition was his idea:
He's a duct-tape Nazi:
She's going to give birth to a fabulous gay son:
Who will end up looking like this at his prom (obviously that's a young Lilly Allen on the left, when she dressed more conservatively).
Napolean Dynamite!
Napolean Dynamite gets a remix. This is one of the best movie scenes in history, though in it's original form naturally.
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