...And tranny, and tranny, and tranny. Actually, i'm not sure they are actual Man-she's, they're just waaay fierce bitches.
20.2.07
"I Drink Champagne In The Morning....
....I drink Champagne in the afternoon, i drink champagne in the bubble bath, i drink champagne in my dressing room."
The real crime is the hair.
The real crime is the hair.
16.2.07
15.2.07
14.2.07
ANAL GLAUCOMA
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today"
"What's the matter?" he asks
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today"
11.2.07
9.2.07
8.2.07
The Next Bit Is So Wrong, You May Not Want To Read It.
It's basically just a message on some message board, that i happen to have seen. You may have realised by now that i spend my recreational time seeking out the most twisted things on the net. Well the next thing would be a 'brown' colour, so don't say i didn't warn you. It's just that it really made me laugh....
LONDONGUY: "I love shitting in public. Often, l8 at nite i go 2 a local park in london, strip waist down, and get wanking. Then i cover my hole in lube, sit on a bench and shit on the arm rest, then i piss over it and sit in it whilst wanking. The surrounding flats make it exciting, love the risk of being seen. Sometimes shit in a pair of lycra shorts whilst walking down the street, then piss myself. Wud like 2 find someone who wants 2 watch. Love 2 shit straight down someone's throat outside."
Where is this person? How the HELL is someone doing that to themselves in the street? Lyrca shorts man! I just had to share. And so did they it seems. He could be absolutely anyone! God bless the interweb.
Eurgh.
LONDONGUY: "I love shitting in public. Often, l8 at nite i go 2 a local park in london, strip waist down, and get wanking. Then i cover my hole in lube, sit on a bench and shit on the arm rest, then i piss over it and sit in it whilst wanking. The surrounding flats make it exciting, love the risk of being seen. Sometimes shit in a pair of lycra shorts whilst walking down the street, then piss myself. Wud like 2 find someone who wants 2 watch. Love 2 shit straight down someone's throat outside."
Where is this person? How the HELL is someone doing that to themselves in the street? Lyrca shorts man! I just had to share. And so did they it seems. He could be absolutely anyone! God bless the interweb.
Eurgh.
Paris Is Trouble. Period.
This girl is trouble, watch the way that Brandon Davis (whoever the hell this fat ugliness actually is) is mouthing off about Lindsay Lohan to impress Paris. She actually whispers things for him to say, and i remember her being a lot like this with Nicole in the Simple Life. She gets other people to get themselves into trouble for her amusement.
Needles to say, i used to hang with girls exactly like her as a kid. Which was of course only yesterday as i'm so ridiculously young i can't stand it.
Needles to say, i used to hang with girls exactly like her as a kid. Which was of course only yesterday as i'm so ridiculously young i can't stand it.
Oh Man, This Is Good.
A man is on Dutch television, talking about the time when his testicles were removed accidentally in hospital. Yeah i'm not writing anymore, just watch it.
3.2.07
This Is, I Don't Know What This Is.
This is a video called 'Strange Faces & Noises I Can Make 3'.
See it, to believe it.
See it, to believe it.
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