It's Not You, It's Me.

Paula Abdul Vs. Britney

2007-09-12T19:21:00.000Z

Is this better than Britney, or worse?

Why Do You Think You Are Nuts?

2007-09-05T10:29:00.000Z

The Carol Channing doll version:

The original:

Incidentally, you may wanna watch the rest of the show, the next singer is as mad as a brush, and can't sing for toffee!

Victoria Wood shoe shop sketch

2007-08-28T00:57:00.000Z

Patricia Routledge Kitty

2007-08-28T00:52:00.000Z

Victoria Wood Shopping

2007-08-28T00:50:00.001Z

Terrible quality, but it's all about the ending!

Victoria Wood - Susie Blake continuity announcer (Rundown)

2007-08-28T00:46:00.001Z

Victoria Wood - Coronation Street parody

2007-08-28T00:42:00.000Z

Worlds Biggest Hand.

2007-08-27T23:52:00.000Z

Yes, his hand.

When It's Really Wrong To Laugh.

2007-08-27T23:49:00.001Z

Dances Of Soldiers

2007-08-21T10:10:00.000Z

A Japanese Swimming Pool.

2007-08-21T10:09:00.000Z

This is a little strange.

Obese Kids. Pick On Them To Help Them Lose Weight.

2007-08-21T10:05:00.000Z

In The Know: Should We Be Shaming Obese Children More?

Science.

2007-08-21T10:02:00.000Z

Study: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys

Gays In The Military

2007-08-21T09:54:00.002Z

This is FABULOUS!

'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General

Get Out Your Fuckin' Cheque Book.

2007-08-21T09:54:00.001Z

Cars:

Cars

A Little French & Saunders

2007-08-21T09:18:00.000Z

Chambermaids:

Replacements (Feat. Marie Helvin and Jerry Hall):

Sophia Loren:

Prima Ballerina Pt. 1:

Prima Ballerina Pt. 2:

Big Brother:

Dinne Party:

Wedding Bloopers

2007-08-21T09:11:00.000Z

Wizard Of Oz - Alternate Ending

2007-08-21T09:09:00.001Z

"Thanks Little Monkey Dude!"

2007-08-14T00:51:00.001Z

The Annoying Devil

2007-08-14T00:24:00.000Z

THIS is some funny shit.

It's SOOOO Hard For Paula.

2007-07-30T02:10:00.000Z

The Transgenders.

2007-07-30T01:25:00.000Z

Trannies in disguise.

Do You Need Lessons?

2007-07-18T01:38:00.001Z

Oh baby, i've never seen anything less sexy in my life.

Lick it.

If You Dare To Call Britney A 'Ho......

2007-07-18T01:30:00.000Z

....Yo' ass gon' get beat down!

There was a girl outside 'Les Deux' nightclub the other night, who upon seeing Britney leave, called her a ho and told her to get back to her kids.

The other girls outside the club, did not agree.

Click here to see one girl, get beaten, by many many other girls.

Her poor, poor weave.

Entertainment Anytime.

2007-07-03T17:05:00.000Z

Click here

Prisoner Cell Block H

2007-07-03T16:40:00.001Z

I LOVE LOVE LOVE this show. Everything is fabulous, the clothes, the music, the hair, the fucking lot!

Coleen's leaving party (the Freak gets ignored, her outfit ruined, and then storms out!):

Chrissy Latham Siege:

Prisoner - Where Are They Now?

Madonna In Cannes

2007-07-03T16:33:00.000Z

I'm in the mood to reminisce.

Madonna & Sandra Bernhardt!

2007-07-03T16:28:00.000Z

Bush & Cheney - The Dukes Of Hazzard

2007-07-03T16:24:00.000Z

Men On Fitness.

2007-07-03T16:09:00.000Z

This is major.

iPhone? No! Penis Phone!

2007-07-03T15:32:00.000Z

Click to enlarge, as it were.

The Fat Man!

2007-07-03T15:28:00.001Z

This is a fat man, and click here for his very entertaining and slightly sickening website.

If You're Not Blessed Like Me....

2007-06-26T01:05:00.000Z

....then maybe you need THIS!

America Has Most Certainly Got Talent.

2007-06-26T01:03:00.000Z

To Both Amuse & Arouse (probably)

2007-06-26T00:51:00.000Z

Super Funk!

Incidentally, notice the music used for the videos. If you ever wondered why M.I.A's much overrated album sounded so original, you only have to hear the original versions of the tracks she copied.

Hmph.

There's So Much Wrong With This Story.

2007-06-26T00:46:00.000Z

The first line is:

A Brisbane woman stabbed a male friend twice in the shower after he refused to stop masturbating in front of her children.

Click here to continue reading.

Gay Unicorn.

2007-06-26T00:45:00.000Z

My Next House.

2007-06-26T00:43:00.000Z

This shit is fo reals y'all!

Best Playground Toy Ever!

2007-06-26T00:40:00.000Z

Boo Hoo!

2007-06-26T00:36:00.000Z

SAY FROMAGE!

Rare Madonna!

2007-06-25T23:54:00.001Z

Weeee!

Guy Ritchie interviews The Only One That Matters.

23?

2007-06-25T22:52:00.000Z

This is hilarious!

Kylie trying to be sexy, and i mean really trying. Her label had made her watch every Madonna interview in the world, and then told her to try her best. She also claims to be 23 years old while she's doing it.

Poor thing.

Bunion. Victoria Beckham. Bunion.

2007-06-25T22:26:00.001Z

Saw this on DListed earlier and so had to post it too. It's too funny.

Here goes:

POSH TO CHOP OFF HER BUNIONS!

There's a price to pay when you wear stiletto heels every single day, bunions. Posh Beckham has allegedly been telling friends that her nasty ass feet are bother the hell out of her ass that she has to get them operated on.

A source close to Posh said, "Victoria has had enough of having bad feet and has made some early-stage enquiries about having her rather unpleasant bunions removed. It is something she will probably have done in the States when the family is fully settled in LA."

Posh has also said in the past that she hates her fugly ass feet.

Blech. She should get a rat to chew that shit off. I'm sure Tom Cruise would chew it off for free if Becks jizzed on em.

Source: Daily Mail

The Absolute Joy of Photoshop.

2007-06-25T22:19:00.000Z

What a joy the following posts are. I've found a site called planethiltron.com and it's amazing. It produces pictures like these.

Enjoy.

More....

2007-06-25T22:17:00.000Z

More....

2007-06-25T22:15:00.000Z

More....

2007-06-25T22:12:00.000Z

And more...

2007-06-25T22:11:00.000Z

Paris....

2007-06-25T22:10:00.000Z

And more...

2007-06-25T22:08:00.000Z

More....

2007-06-25T22:07:00.000Z

More....

2007-06-25T22:05:00.000Z

Celine, Again.

2007-06-22T13:50:00.000Z

Oh honey no.

No.

I said no honey.

Bitch don't make me come up there and whoop yo ass, no I SAID!

Celine Dion as Michael Jackson. I'm not making this up.

David Blaine.

2007-06-21T11:49:00.001Z

Truly a genius right....

Cunty!

2007-06-21T02:32:00.000Z

Countdown was never as interesting as this...

(For those abroad, 'Countdown' is a game show for old people here in the UK, and it's kind of a national institution).

Beyonce? BEYONCE??

2007-06-21T02:27:00.000Z

This bitchyness is too fierce.

Das my gurl right there!

Black Gay Boys.

2007-06-19T02:41:00.000Z

Well, they think they're not, but i don't know HOW they're not gay if this is how they spend their time.

This is, absolutely hysterical though.

(I may have posted this before, so i'm sorry i can't remember)

Wicked!

2007-06-19T02:33:00.000Z

This is fucking funny!

Joan Rivers Vs......

2007-06-19T02:29:00.000Z

.....This is truly amazing television.

Oh Linds.

2007-06-18T17:32:00.000Z

Your friends should take better care of you gurl.

A New Musical Instrument.

2007-06-17T04:11:00.000Z

This is perhaps a little nerdy of me, but this is AMAZING. It's a totally new musical Instrument called the Reactable. Bjork has been using one on her world tour (which i would like some freeeee tickets for....) and it looks fucking awesome.

Check this out:

Press The Poo Button.

2007-06-17T03:35:00.000Z

PRESS IT! It's HYSTERICAL!

And REALLY wrong huh?!

Erm...

2007-06-12T01:21:00.000Z

Enrique Iglesias really can`t sing? Listen to him without the backing track.

Human Tetris.

2007-06-12T01:10:00.000Z

I like this, i would watch more tv if it were like this.

'Ave a line....

2007-06-12T01:07:00.000Z

Sing Wit Me!

2007-06-12T01:01:00.000Z

The BEST singer i've ever heard. Assuming i was born deaf. Like your mum.

Omazing Grace. (Oh the power of prayer).

Hot Chicks With Douche Bags.

2007-06-12T00:58:00.000Z

This site is called Hot Chicks With Douche Bags.

It's major.

Click here!

This Is So Rubbish.

2007-06-12T00:55:00.000Z

But i had to post it as a warning to all those that think they're funny. You probably aren't. Don't watch the whole thing, you'll realise pretty quickly where it's going, and if you skip to the end, you'l see there was no incredible punchline either.

Why would someone film this?

See?

When I Heard About Paris...

2007-06-12T00:50:00.000Z

....I couldn't hold it in....

Man Shrieks for Paris Hilton

Posted Jun 08, 2007

Grown Up Backstreet Boys Fans!

2007-06-06T01:31:00.000Z

This is TRULY, TRULY, incredible.

From Holy Moly...

2007-06-06T00:53:00.000Z

Pete Doherty is thinking about suing Gatecrasher festival organisers for telling loads of people he was due to DJ when he wasn't and has bleated that he wants an apology.

This is, of course, completely different and far worse than when he gets loads of hapless fans to pay for tickets to his gigs only to realise at the last moment that he'd rather tend to his 'needs' in a bush than perform for them.

Fucking idiot.

Oh The 80's.

2007-06-06T00:46:00.000Z

(That's Sharon and Ozzy Osborne by the way)

I Went To Fire At The Weekend.

2007-06-06T00:44:00.001Z

That place is rough man.

The British Seaside.

2007-06-06T00:42:00.000Z

That's Harsh.

2007-06-06T00:33:00.001Z

Too Easy.

2007-06-06T00:30:00.000Z

Only On American Televison.

2007-06-06T00:28:00.001Z

The joy of Crisco.

Well You'd Wake Up Pissed Wouldn't You?

2007-06-06T00:23:00.000Z

Your friends will clearly die, just as soon as you realise what they have done to you.

This Is So Sad...

2007-06-06T00:15:00.000Z

It's supposed to be something funny really, as in all my friends are laughing about it, but it just makes me sad.

But if you wanna watch a not particularly aesthetically blessed tranny hooker get busted then click here....

Spice Girls - Holler!

2007-06-06T00:09:00.000Z

Ok, so i know it's totally lame, but i've decided to rekindle my love of this song. I went onto youtube to watch the video as it reminds me of a particularly happy time in my life (i.e. i was young).

However, i then found this, which is quite clearly major. It's just 4 boys having fun y'see, and it's all about the 'baby' one.

For those of you as sad as me, here's the original:

(Best to watch it minimized)

Diva

2007-06-01T02:25:00.000Z

My Christ!

2007-05-30T01:42:00.001Z

Even by today's standards this took some doing!

WAYNE GIBSON & THE DYNAMIC SOUNDS - WHOLE LOTTA SHAKIN' GOIN
Uploaded by philtaylor

I Miss The 60's.

2007-05-30T01:39:00.001Z

I had red hair, i was a German national sensation.

Always...

2007-05-30T01:24:00.001Z

....Ask someone you love before you put it in your mouth.

Wanker.

2007-05-30T01:18:00.000Z

The virst short video is just a commercial for mtv, it's all about the second one that plays straight after.

Click here to see.

My New Favourite Boy Band.

2007-05-30T01:13:00.000Z

Simply Major!

Oh Catherine...

2007-05-30T00:55:00.000Z

Even SHE should know when to smile.

Unfortch.

2007-05-30T00:54:00.000Z

Tards.

2007-05-30T00:53:00.000Z

I love the word 'Tard'. I'm gonn amake 'Tard' happen in the UK.

You Tard!

It's All Over For You When....

2007-05-30T00:52:00.000Z

....The best thing about your night was that you didn't shit the car.

Chillin Wit Ma Shims Innit!

2007-05-30T00:51:00.000Z

Margarita Prakatan

2007-05-30T00:40:00.000Z

Mamma Mia:

Hello:

And finally, New York New York:

Joan Rivers.

2007-05-30T00:10:00.000Z

As i live and breathe....

Old People:

Julie Andrews:

Marriage (You graaaa and you take!):

Madonna (OH NO SHE DIDN'T!):

Jesus Freaks:

Gynaecologist:

Heather Mills-McCartney:

Faking an orgasm:

Gas:

Childbirth:

Raising her daughter:

And finally, Joan gives thanks:

I Love This!

2007-05-29T23:49:00.000Z

It's the first funky Bollywood track i've personally ever heard, but honey it's all about the boots.

Donatella Versace

2007-05-27T13:57:00.000Z

Versace Pockets.

2007-05-27T13:52:00.001Z

Not what you think.

The Most Incredible Ad Ever.

2007-05-27T13:43:00.000Z

Chanel No. 5

This is THE most beautiful advertising i've ever seen.

Then there's the Anna Nicole version....

Is This A Real Language?

2007-05-27T13:24:00.001Z

My Girl Brenda.

2007-05-27T13:12:00.000Z

Brenda For President!

New Kids On Wheels.

2007-05-26T04:11:00.000Z

There are no words, but the "At Least I'm Not Gay" number is an interesting point of view. Think most people would in fact prefer to BE gay, than a 'New Kid'.

Take a look at what i mean. Bear in mind, that it's REALLY WRONG.