26.6.07

If You're Not Blessed Like Me....

....then maybe you need THIS!

America Has Most Certainly Got Talent.

To Both Amuse & Arouse (probably)

Super Funk!

Incidentally, notice the music used for the videos. If you ever wondered why M.I.A's much overrated album sounded so original, you only have to hear the original versions of the tracks she copied.

Hmph.

There's So Much Wrong With This Story.

The first line is:

A Brisbane woman stabbed a male friend twice in the shower after he refused to stop masturbating in front of her children.

Click here to continue reading.

Gay Unicorn.

My Next House.



This shit is fo reals y'all!

Best Playground Toy Ever!

Boo Hoo!

SAY FROMAGE!

25.6.07

Rare Madonna!

Weeee!

Guy Ritchie interviews The Only One That Matters.

23?

This is hilarious!

Kylie trying to be sexy, and i mean really trying. Her label had made her watch every Madonna interview in the world, and then told her to try her best. She also claims to be 23 years old while she's doing it.

Poor thing.

Bunion. Victoria Beckham. Bunion.



Saw this on DListed earlier and so had to post it too. It's too funny.

Here goes:

POSH TO CHOP OFF HER BUNIONS!


There's a price to pay when you wear stiletto heels every single day, bunions. Posh Beckham has allegedly been telling friends that her nasty ass feet are bother the hell out of her ass that she has to get them operated on.

A source close to Posh said, "Victoria has had enough of having bad feet and has made some early-stage enquiries about having her rather unpleasant bunions removed. It is something she will probably have done in the States when the family is fully settled in LA."

Posh has also said in the past that she hates her fugly ass feet.

Blech. She should get a rat to chew that shit off. I'm sure Tom Cruise would chew it off for free if Becks jizzed on em.

Source: Daily Mail




The Absolute Joy of Photoshop.



What a joy the following posts are. I've found a site called planethiltron.com and it's amazing. It produces pictures like these.

Enjoy.





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22.6.07

Celine, Again.

Oh honey no.

No.

I said no honey.

Bitch don't make me come up there and whoop yo ass, no I SAID!



Celine Dion as Michael Jackson. I'm not making this up.

21.6.07

David Blaine.

Truly a genius right....

Cunty!

Countdown was never as interesting as this...

(For those abroad, 'Countdown' is a game show for old people here in the UK, and it's kind of a national institution).

Beyonce? BEYONCE??

This bitchyness is too fierce.

Das my gurl right there!


19.6.07

Black Gay Boys.

Well, they think they're not, but i don't know HOW they're not gay if this is how they spend their time.

This is, absolutely hysterical though.

(I may have posted this before, so i'm sorry i can't remember)

Wicked!

This is fucking funny!

Joan Rivers Vs......

.....This is truly amazing television.


18.6.07

Oh Linds.

Your friends should take better care of you gurl.