30.1.07

So i've found this queen...

.....who i'm sure will be a huge big star one day soon. I don't even know his name, but he's major, and here's a collection of his clips.

Healthy foods.

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Queen of Wisdom

Some wise words.

Fuck personality.

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Bitch Please!

Bitch, please!

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"Hey This Is Kris..."

This & that.

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My New Favourite Record!

Teriyaki Boyz Feat. Kanye West - I Still Love Her

It's bloody lovely!

This Is So Stupid...

...But for some reason i find it hilarious.

Broke Ass Mountain.

The Cockettes!

Not not the major docu-film, the Man-she band from fuck knows where, performing their lesser known record 'Call Girl'.

This has to be seen to be believed, especially the random bits of opera that take you completely by surprise.

When Me & Fi Met Matt.

Classic clip from Too Wong Foo, i've probably postd this before but i'm just in the mood so there you go.

Kiki & Herb - People Die

Step Touch Miss Thing!

The Kiki Twins - How they're twins i don't know. Joined at the un-hip perhaps.

Faces of Meth - The Video!

Drugs make you ugly.

As i always say with these meth things, it's the hair that gets me everytime.

Words Fail Me.



Apart from maybe, is that a nappy? I've never held a toilet seat like that, you just wouldn't would you?

29.1.07

Christina Ricci.

The most beautiful picture of her i've ever seen.


This Is Absolute You Tube BRILLIANCE.

I've never seen anything as major as this video.

The setting, is that a bunch of bridesmaids are preparing for the wedding, waiting for the bride to get back from the salon. Now the beginning goes on for a little while, but what unfolds is truly incredible. And it gets worse, and worse.

Things to watch out for are the laughing friends, and the fact that whoever is filming the whole ordeal, seems to refuse to stop filming.

Waych this all the way to the end.

New Album, Obviously.

26.1.07

From Holly Molly:

Aggravation. Location? The Station

Some years ago a nervous young Kirsty Allsopp was preparing for one of her fledgling TV appearances, on the Pebble Mill show in Birmingham. With travel provided, Kirsty excitedly boarded the train and found her allotted seat, opposite a bored-looking blonde woman reading a book.

Correctly guessing that other guests were being transported to Birmingham, Kirsty tried to engage her fellow traveller in conversation. "Oh hello, are you doing the show too?" There was no reply from the sour-faced harridan who continued to read. Still Kirsty persisted, reasoning that surely no one could be this rude?

"I'm Kirsty. I'm on the show to talk about property management." No reply.

"So what do you do...?" Finally, the woman put the book down and looked Kirsty up and down with a terrifying glare that is banned in some martial arts movies.

"Ah give the best bluuur jobs in Britain," she announced in a glass-shattering Geordie accent, before going back to her book and ignoring Kirsty all the way to Birmingham. Then all the way to the taxi rank. Separate taxis. Then all the way into the studio and make-up. Kirsty only learned the harridan's name when they were officially introduced on the recording.

Introducing... Heather Mills. Of course, this was back in the days when Heather had two legs and no Beatles. To her credit, Kirsty nurses a healthy grudge to this day and roared with laughter when Heather's leg fell off at a celebrity party.

THIS IS SO MAJOR I CAN'T BREATHE!

Miss Lohan, put yo panties on!

This Is Quite Major.

The Human Sling-shot.

This Is What Geeks Do When They Get Together.

Men Get 'Refined'. An AD From 1922

The Face Of Jesus...

...On a dog's 'Hindquarters'.

Ass Face.

This One's For Lukas...

....Oh this one's a killer!

Joan Collins Vs. Some Old Woman.

"How DARE she say that about me? I'm not a bitch, i play one BRILLIANTLY but i'm not a bitch!"


Ever Wondered What Happened To MC Hammer?

And it does just get better as it goes on.

Do You Think I'm Sexy?

It's A Shoe, It's A Phone!



For future fag hags everywhere!

Paris Really REALLY Exposed.

Ok, as is very fashionable right now, she had a storage unit and forgot to pay the bill. An internet company bought it, and are making a very big deal about selling it - there's a video, and it looks to be way worse than the One Night In Paris thing.


Another Paris, Another Hall

20.1.07

She's Madonna.

I actually found this video really funny. Ya bastards.

Paula Abdul - She's A Bloody Mess!

The train wreck.

She's gonna fall of the chair. They guy actually asks her why she's moving around in her chair so much. He actually laughs at her in the end!

Paula Abdul - She's A Bloody Mess! Pt.2

Girlfriend is mash up! She loves the juice, and probably the spliff too!

Sexy Ghandi.

Shame.

And who's the guy wearing the cape?

Double Shame.

Advice.

#6 Never, ever leave flashlights, shampoo bottles, beer bottles or any long, circular object on the floor because someday you will fall on it and it will somehow, work its way up your rectum.

It's Very Wrong To Laugh At Meth Use...

....but if you were going to, THIS IS THE PLACE to do it.
I'd like to draw your attention to 2 things. Hover your mouse over someone's picture to see the difference made, and my own particular favourite is the lady in the middle, second row down. Bitch is TRIPPIN!

Meth gives you bad hair. Maybe bad hairdressers sell the damn stuff?

If You Don't Smoke This Will Bore You Shitless.

I have just quit, but i feel the odd joint coming on from time to time, and this is what i want my weed to be in.

Who the nerd is rolling and i assume filming the whole is i don't know - i prolly wouldn't smoke with him. He calls himself 'Smoky'. Smoky was prolly bullied at school boys and girls. Anyhoo.

Once Again....

....that old Supa Hoof is out in force. Her vagina requires more attention than she does. In that case maybe i have a vagina too? Erm, no. Don't know why i said that, must be her masive hoof taking over me.

Hoof. Etc etc.

Shame.

19.1.07

When You Dump Someone....

...give them this.


ADVICE.

Earth Calling Out For What It Needs Back?

I know this is i suppose of a more serious nature, but this is one of the more remarkable photos I've seen in ages.

What you're looking at are roads and cleared land caused by loggers and their trucks and machinery in southern Sweden. The pattern they've caused in the destruction has come to illustrate the very thing they have destroyed.

Click to enlarge.

Me & Fi.



Don't hate!

Me & Fi At The Rocky Balboa Premiere



We got crunk.

Fidel From Behind

Me & Fi At New Bohemia

Just A Bloody Sexy Picture.

Me & Paul.


This is my friend Paul, and this will be the tenth year of our friendship.

I met him when i was 11.

I'm On Her Tits!



She's off her tits, and i'm on 'em!

She won't pleased i've put this here me thinks. I love you Rosita!

How Major Is This Picture!

Click on it for the full extent of true beauty!

Oh Yeah, By The Way...



Go on, have another line. The more you take, the younger i look.

Kisses!

17.1.07

Sorry For Being Away And All



What can i say i've been busy. But i'm back baby, and today it's all about Whitney!

Peace & grits X

Maybe They're Just American Hicks?

Maybe she was never comfortable with 'refined' in the first place y'know?

Ride Like The Wind

The Child Releases Some Anger.

The Brown Boogie Y'all!

Whitney - The Best And Worst

I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THIS VIDEO!

Blessed be the Whitney - She's so gangstarrrr!

And off her tits on bleach!

She Reminds Me....

....of every coke-addict i've ever known. She's bloody nuts!


Well....

.....when the person that can make you look good is Michael Jackson, Nippy, you got a problem

This is Whitney at her worst, bless her she doesn't even feel the need to sing her own song. She the width of a cigarette paper, and funnily enough, no one bought this record.

Reminds me of when Mel B (Scary) performed her version of 'Word Up' on Top of the Pops whilst sitting on an armchair for it's entirity. She never sang again.

You get what you give my bitches!

The Woman Just Sweats All The Freakin Time!

16.1.07

The Americans Roll Out The Welcome Wagon.



It seems the neighbours don't bake you a pie anymore, mind you, what would be the point anyway.

My Mother Always Told Me....


...to be an individual.

But not lke this.

Erm....

DRUG WARNING!

The Most Major TV Show.

I'm a sucker for these things. They even add emotional music at the end!

4.1.07

Richard & Judy

"I'm a bit mashed Judy"