27.10.06

Why Do You Think You Are Nuts?

This is fucking major!!!!!!

They are all stars in this, but i love the dancers moves too!

Not That I'm Political...

....But this is ridiculous. I'm not sure that our Mr. Blair could actually get away with this, but somehow Bush can. This is because Americans are by and large a stupid people, with the clever dicks firmly in the minority. And in the UK. Like Madonna, she's no fool.

Ha ha ha, aren't we smug, you silly yanks. Only YOU could've voted for such a silly man, and then let him keep his job.

I Don't Know.

I can't see anything he can do well, but he's doing lots of other stuff. If you can take your eyes off the groin you have more will power than me.

21.10.06

There's Something About Betty LaLush...

...That i think is rather fabulous.

Disco Fashions!

This Shit Is Harsh.

The Faces Of Meth.

Click on it to seewhat Crystal Meth can do for you. From what i can see, apart from the obvious, you also start to make weird hairstyle choices.

Fidel & I Are Playing Tonight.



We have a new DJ starting with us too, called DJ Soul Benet.



He's amazing and will be playing the New Heavies Lounge from 12.30 till 2.30. You should check out his myspace here

It'll be a hootenanny! We are the best.

So anyway I Enjoyed Ibiza....



...It was truly amazing. I'm not normally one for that silly stuff but it was truly a magical island. I get why everyone's been going on at me (especially a Mr. Graham) to go there, but i did even better than that - I PLAYED THERE! Hanging out with the biggest DJs in the world, watching them spin, and realising i am better than them really did things for my self confidence. As you can see from the picture below, i wasn't afraid to show myself off after that.



As i say, iRock & iRoll.

Religeous People Are Fundamentally Flawed.

Bush

I just love saying that name. Bush. Big fat Bush. You have a big Bush.

20.10.06

It's All Over For You Honey.

I love it when she decides to lash out at the camera, with her kooch out. Silly woman.

THIS IS MAJOR!

A news broadcast that takes a turn for the worst. This is so funny i almost choked! And the presenters in the studio don't give a fuck.

11.10.06

Alan Carr

Right then, i've gone a bit nuts. I seem to have devoted my entire to blog to a comedian called Alan Carr. Below is example after example of his work, i couldn't stop. It's just that he's so funny, every single time i see him on television (which as you may know is virtually never anyway since i avoid that hideous waste of time at all costs usually), or when i read an interview of his, he will always say something that makes me cry with laughter.

He's gayer than the day is long, he's Marvin Gaye.

Well, no, he's Alan Carr.



Please excuse the terrible filming on this one, but it's worth it i promise.



Now here he is with:

With Carol Vorderman Pt. 1

The most outrageous joke i've heard him say yet..

With Jerry Springer..

This has just made me really chuckle.