30.9.06

This Week I Will Be Mostly....


..Partying my nuts off in Ibiza. I'm off there for the closing parties and yes, i'm playing there too. That's how major i am!

My specially selected outfit for my night of nights (the final DC10 Party ever) will be:




So no posting till Friday next week. Till then, try to avoid wearing cycling shorts people, not even for sexual games.

iRock & iRoll.

Big Kiss X


The Whole Family Are Freaks.

Look At Her Massive Lungs!

Dirty Hands Are The Devil's Playground.

OHMYFUCKINGGODTHISISMAJOR!!!!!!

This is one of the most major things i've ever posted.

It's EXACTLY how i imagined it, but with more coke involved.

Ladies & Gentlemen, Naomi Campbell Beats Her Assistant.


Shut Your Gob!

I also love the couple dancing away to the groovy music, this is a very funny clip.


28.9.06

Priceless.

That's My Girl.

She's too major sometimes, just sometimes. All that kids friends are going to want to bang his mother, i bet he'll turn out weird. Or gay.

27.9.06

THIS IS MAJOR!

The first drag parody of Beyonce's new single 'Ring The Alarm'.

This is bitchin!


25.9.06

It's All About Tyra

Woman, shut up about your God damn self!

The Italian Prime Minister.

Not anymore i know, but this is a major moment.

This Is Wicked!

This one goes out to L7!

Karen Black & L7 perform 'Bang Bang', and it's hilarious. I bet all of them have normal jobs now, and bake pies for their husbands after sending the kids off to school. Riot girls, what a load of bullshit!

Heavy Night

You know when you've been out on a massive night with all your friends, you get everyone back to your place for an inpromptu party, and a camera comes out? Well the next time that happens to me, i'm going to do this.

Me As A Child Star?

There's so much that's wrong about this video, right till the end.

I am going to play that track out though.

21.9.06

Male Restroom Etiquette

The Best Music Video Ever.



I hope to achieve similar creative success later in life.

Please Be The Mother Of My Child!


This woman melts me like a candle man, she's somet else.

Tittie-Fuck!

This Is How I Learned About Sex...

....Don't know about you.

Dubya Vs. Little Richard

My Friend Is Wondering How To Tell His Parents....

....That he's got a girl pregnant that he hardly knows. I suggested doing this first, then telling them.

God I Love Having This Blog!

This video has just made me really laugh.

At first i thought it might be a prank, but it's real. I don't know why this event or poor-formance exist, but the fact that it does has made me laugh.

As a side line, i didn't look that much older than this boy when i first went to a nightclub (Strawberry Sundae - Drury Lane London). I'm sure i don't look a day older than i did then. I'm sure.

Priceless.

20.9.06

OK THIS IS SO NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

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Yes Fidel's Put On A Few Pounds...


....So get over it already!

Fidel the early years:



I don't see a single difference, you bitches.

15.9.06

Lindsay's Kootch -- AGAIN!




She MUST be needing publicity for something. Or she's just more comfortable when there's nothing covering her over-used kootch. Jesus i wouldn't go there, it would probably bite your leg off.

Interestingly, the bag in her hand is from a party i went to on Sunday, and i did indeed see her. Actually, that wasn't that interesting really was it?


I predict she will look like this in her Winter Years.

13.9.06

HELP A LONDON DJ!

Ok so i'm really sorry i took an unannounced break from blogging, but i'm back now with some bloody blinders below, so could you do something for me?

I need as many people to vote for me as possible in the DJ Magazine Top 100 Djs poll. It's quite easy, just clink the link below and put my name as your favourite (name being Kris Di Angelis) , it asks you for your top 5 but i suggest you name 4 other people who aren't DJs for this to work truly in my favour.

It's only 2 mins of your time, but it will make the world of difference to me. If you wanna check out my myspace to see if i'm good enough click here

I hope my blog brings you regular joy, now give me some back please!

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Lindsay Airs Out Her Kootch!

As per usual, her snatch is out and about. If you can't see it, click on it. It's like a chicken's neck.

Viagra & Spam.

Because they WOULD go together wouldn't they?

SPAMEGGANDHAM

I Don't Bloody Know.

Oh I Am Loving This Guy Sick!

It's not just everything about him, it's also all in the eyes..



Though clearly someone's had a word with him since - just look at the difference here:



Maybe he was pissed the first time around!

This Is Clever

For all you trekkies out there!

Oh My God This Woman Is Insane!

I just can't believe this at all.

Squirrel Melts? She has a child with a gun for fuck's sake! See? You have to watch this. Loving that it's on the Huntress channel!

OK, THIS IS FUCKING DISGUSTING!

This is the grocest thing i've ever posted.

It's Ukrainian, and i suggest you don't eat while you watch this (it is funny though!)

I'm Having Ideas....

....About having a video that announces me before i come onto the decks to play, and then i find this!


It's Kris Di Angelis!

This Is Grose!

Y'Know, People Ask Me...

...."How DID you get your gig at DTPM?".

The things i had to do to get that gig man.

This Is Just Too Funny

Weather Man (Nancy) Vs. Cockroach

Bush Joke

A traveler is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway.
Nothing is moving.

He notices a few men walking down the shoulder, when
suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's
happening?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped President Bush and are
asking for a $10 billion ransom -

otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline
and set him on fire.

We're going from car to car to take up a collection."

The driver asks, "On the average, how much is everyone
giving?"

"About a gallon."

Punk Fashion

This is brill, it won't let me show you here but click the link below.

I want to be Raymond


Punk!

Butch Queen First Time In Drags



My early attempts to be a girl were met with nothing but ridicule.

Skippy

*A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner.

 

This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.*

 

*They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

 

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her

Nervousness and the broccoli casserole that she consumed. The gas pains

Almost made her eyes water. *

*Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets

Out a dainty little fart.

 

It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.  *

*Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father

Looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and

Said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!".

 

The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face. *

*A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. * *

This

Time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer** rrrrrip.*

*

 

**The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!" *

*Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!"  *

*A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. *

*This time she didn't even think about it.She let a fart rip that rivaled a

Freight train whistle blowing.

 

Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and  yelled, "Dammit

Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!"

2.9.06

I Really, Really Don't Know.

But it is funny...

I Really, Really Don't Know.

But it is funny...

Why She Rules.

The Only One That Matters.

You couldn't do this with anyone else's videos.

Mariah & Whitney

Loves it.

Yallbonics.

The Association of Southern Schools has decided to seek a
grant designating Southern slang, or Y'allbonics, as a lang-
uage to be taught in all Southern schools. The following are
excerpts from the Y'allbonics/English dictionary.

1) ALL - (noun) - A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: "I
sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup
truck."

2) FAR - (noun) - A conflagration. Usage: "If my brother
from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup truck,
that thang's gonna catch far."

3) TAR - (noun) - A rubber wheel. Usage: "Gee, I hope that
brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my
pickup truck."

4) TIRE - (noun) - A tall monument. Usage: "Lord willin'
and the creek don't rise, I sure do hope to see that
Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."

5) RETARD - (verb) - To stop working. Usage: "My grampaw
retard at age 65."

6) FAT - (noun and verb) - A battle or combat; to engage
in battle or combat. Usage: "You younguns keep fat'n,
n' ah'm gonna whup yuh."

7) RATS - (noun) - Entitled power or privilege. Usage: "We
Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats."

8) CHEER - (adverb) - In this place. Usage: "Jest set that
bare rat cheer."

9) FARN - (adjective) - Not domestic. Usage: "I cuddin't unner-
stand a wurd he sed . . . must be from some farn country."

10) DID - (adjective) - Not alive. Usage: "He's did, Jim."

Ok This Is Mean....

Click on the image to full full size, as it were.


Would This Be The Disco Scrap Heap?

This is an odd one. I guess our UK equivalent would be Angie Brown and Kym Mazelle battling it out on Trisha. Anyway, take a look and what it really looks when time marches across your face, and takes your purse with it too.