Mariah Gets Ghetto.

'Twas Ever Thus.

This Is Major!

This sounds a lot like That Pussycat Dolls track - look out for that little girl who played Rudi on The Cosby Show.

MAD TV Does Desperate Housewives

So obviously this is infinitely better than the real thing, but don't bother to watch this all the way through, it drags and not in a good way.

More Stairway To Stardom.

This is great! An eighties lesbian singing a typical eighties song, taking it to places it's NEVER been before, backed by the most mored band i've ever seen, dressed and performing like Victoria Wood.

Watch it till the end, the interview afterwards is killer. The guy obviously wishes HE was still on the Stairway to Stardom himself - he doesn't even let her answer!

It May Interest Some Of You To Know....

.... That i have posted THOSE pictures of Jeff Brazier in my archives. All you have to do is go to January and you can see what all the fuss is about. I won't leave them on there for long as i may be many things but tacky is not in my repertoir.

Anyway, enjoy enjoy.

I'm Loving These...

These are a collection of pictures i've found that specialise in capturing random men in the background, and their crusty jokey faces. I've included some where the person to watch isn't always the one at the back though like....

...Nicole, Lindsay and Paris finally end their 100 year food fued?

Ha Ha Ha

Why do i think this guy's saying " Smell my finger", and why do i suspect that it's something to do with her?

Hee Hee Hee

To THE lady below: Keep your mouth CLOSE'D, i bet she has death breath too. Horse face tranny tranny. God, such hatred today huh?

Ho Ho Ho

I LOVE these last 2!

So I Had My Party...

...Naturally i'm still recovering from it, hence i haven't really posted anything for about a week. I went and got all my hair cut off so i now look 12, had an exceptionally busy work week (Djing in some incredible places these days) and managed to turn 26 somewhere in between. Usually i cry and cry and cry but for some reason this year it didn't seem appropriate. Probably because i'm doing so well with music now, and i got ID'd at a club i PLAY AT recently! Anyway's thanks for my messages and emails and everyone who came, it was a hootenanny!

I'll be posting pictures, videos etc once i've retrieved them all - the midget Elvis being one of my personal highlights (oh and by the way, he picked up!).

And just in case none of you believe my calm and chilled approach to 26 - here's a picture of Lindsay Lohan.

She's 19. So kiss my ass.

2 Faced.

Ebay Damager, Power To The People.

For those hooked on Ebay (naming no names Miss M), here's a cautionary tale.

It's basically a blog someone's set up fucking over the guy that fucked him over with a busted laptop. Y'see, this particular laptop wasn't quite wiped clean...

THE BROKEN LAPTOP I SOLD ON EABY

The Laughing Yogi

This is great when stoned.

In fact, this is me when stoned.

Patty.

Check this myspace profile out, and quickly as i have a feeling it will be taken off line very soon.
CLICK HERE
It's shit, and i mean that....

Oh My God.

This is fantastic, not sure what it is, i assume an 80's talent show.

It's My Birthday!

Yay me! It's my birthday today, and life is sweet. I've just moved into my own place in a great part of town (i'm not saying where, you could be anyone!), my many careers are going swimmingly, my friends are marvellous and i'm throwing a big party on Sunday which will only enhance my rep as the coolest dude in school.

Just don't you dare put that tiara on my head you bitches!

"I'm Sorry Maam, We've Run Out Of Nachos For The Day"

And so this little piggy went all the way home. To chew some asbestos.

Britney Bum Rushes Her Local Taco Bell!

"It's gotten to the point where we don't feel safe working here - she sits outside in her car over night, then as soon as our shutters go up in the morning she runs towards us! My mom begs me to quit my job every morning because its become so dangerous, Britney once just threw herself through the glass for some BBQ sauce. She's a monster! Help us it's not fair aaaaaahhhhhhhh!"

Somone probably said.

Teela & Evil Lynn, Out On The Piss.

Teela decided to accept Evil Lynn's invitation the other night, and gave her a taste of her own medicine. As you can see, Teela looks all innocent at the back there, and it is Evil Lynn that is struggling to move. If you look closer however, you can clearly tell that from the look on Teela's face, she's thinking "Take that you fucking bitch! Bad mouth my man again and you'll suffer another 6 months of bad press calling you a bad mother! Ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha!

Poor Evil Lynn, having to crawl home in shame to her 5 kids and no Jude. Teela's revenge has been reaped.

Dirty Vs. Crazy

In the June issue of GQ magazine Christina says in an interview that Mariah was "never cool to me."

"One time, we were at a party and I think she got really drunk, and she had just really derogatory things to say to me, but it was at that time that she had that breakdown, so she might have been very medicated."

MC Loca has a response for Xtina saying, "I had hoped that Christina was in a better place now than the last time I saw her, when she showed up uninvited at one of my parties and displayed questionable behavior. It is sad yet predictable that she would use my name at this time to reinvent past incidents for her promotional gain, It is in my heart to forgive and I will keep her in my prayers."

Someone should've just said " Ya both right cunts, mkay?", well now i've said it. Mariah's never been cool, mind you Christina is hardly cool either. The only mega star who is cool is Madonna, can you name another? NOIDIDN'TTHINKSO!

G-Strings Aren't For Everyone Love.

Yep, They're Dykes!

I bet it was a man holding the camera, bloody dykes. Why can't they ever just look happy? Ellen's a comiedienne for fucks sake! And Portia De Rossi used to look so beautiful, until she came out as a dyke. Dyke dyke dyke, big fat dyke.

The Goose Flies At Night!

This horror of a human being never fails to make me double take, when i see her bony ass body. People say that she must be so unhappy, but in my experiance stupid people are the happiest as they haven't got a clue what's going on around them. Especially as she probably raises her kids from inside the toilet bowl!

When Life Does You Wrong.

These are all best viewed up close, so click on them to enlarge.

Official Preview of Confessions Tour.

You better work honey! If you don't have tickets you are over to me.

Click Here For The Only One That Matters

OH MY FUCKING CHRIST!

Clips from the Friends & Family show of Madonna's tour. I love You Tube!

...And He's Gay!

This is fabulous. Short and sweet.


CLICK HERE

Tranny Anny

I've never seen anything like this, he is the UGLIEST tranny i have ever seen. This boy is clearly going to be some huge comiedian (is that how you spell it?) at some point in the future as this is really funny.

Anyway, Tranny Anny, The UK's No.1 Agony Aunt.

Thank God She's Still A Bitch!

Nice to know eh?

Madonna being cunty.

For Those Of You Who Missed It...

Here's the Sex Book page by page.

This Is Major!

And SO SHIT!

Madonna In Concert. Ok so it isn't her, but it's the worst impersonator i've ever seen, Madonna with flubber! Naturally i'm trying to book her for my party. Watch this and do a little wee laughing.

Ladies & Gentlemen, i give you Mystika.

This Is Major!

I LOVE THIS!

He doesn't even know the words, but he's giving you all he's got. Young queens man, they got nothing.

This Is Major!

Stick Stick Stick!

This Is Major!

Le Piss & Le Poo! You have to watch this.

Why I'm Not Sure I'll Ever Date An American...

The gay guys are just a bit naff aren't they? Quite why they insist on making their friends film them prancing around to other people crap songs is beyond me, but i'm not beyond blogging their efforts.

There is also extensive post-production on this one, which is obviously still rubbish, and funny.

Funny Ha Ha

You fucking bitch.


(It's the look on her face that cracks me up, all smiling and happy even though she's about to get boxed!)


Helga from Allo Allo.



This is just fucking wrong man.



This picture seems funny, till you realise that if the girl already has corn rows, she is indeed a big fat dyke, born to a life of sailboats and home repairs. The phallus means nothing.



Why even put a child in suck a thing?

A Dancing Midget

Remember that miniature person from Will & Grace that used to taunt Karen Walker, particularly about being single around the time of the spotlight dance? (The one on the right dears)

Well i've just found pictures of him in drag, dancing and prancing, and it reminded me of what i'm looking for (kinda) as entertainment for my party. Except i want the midget that i find to actually have that 'weird head' look, and i want them to be in a thong licking their lips like they want me. Oh yeah baby.

Lindsay Confronts Her Demons

Proving once and for all that Anorexia does indeed make you hairy.

Give Daddy Some Sugar.

The sweet U.S. Senate.

I Love It...

When you click on this picture, you will read "...The Woman, who does not want to be identified...". Really? By who, the Japanese? They really do eat anything, live in fear fat lady.

You Too Love.