28.2.06

I'm Playing @ Discotec This Thursday


That's right. Don't really like the idea of doing gay clubs, they are shit after all, but Discotec is obviously different. It's cool in a world of naff, even more so because I'm playing there from 11 till 1 this Thursday 2nd March. It's mixed, like Fiction and to a lesser extent DT, which I much prefer. The music is always better in clubs that aren't exclusively gay. Loads of girls and boys I know will be there, and Fidel is playing in the other room from 12. We're takin' over the damn place! So if you'd like to come down, leave your name in the comments section and I'll see about putting you on the list.

I've done some special remixes of a few tracks like 'Golddigger' and '1 Thing' in preparation, all will be major.

Happy Gays!

Tea Bagging Ruined My Life



Look, learn and most of all laugh at the horror of a mother dealing with the consquences of Tea Bagging.

The Beautiful Monster

I WISH i had a picture to use here, but you're just going to have to trust me, this video is major. Think drag, black boys, bananas, sound effects, actually don't think those things. You might end up thinking it's something slightly different. Just watch the damn thing.

Jon Stewart


This is just a very funny segment of his show that's doing the rounds on the net. It's about the cost of the war in Irag on the stoopid American tax payer. More importantly though, it's funny (though can you believe it cost each person over $2000 minimum?

To Calm You Down....


.... When things get rough. Don't lose your hair over it, just read this.

Brokeback Lego


I'm sorry, i couldn't help it. No more now.

26.2.06

My New Remixes.


From time to time, when i'm feeling generous, i will post links for downloading various remixes i've done. Here are the first few:

Roisin Murphy - The Closing Of The Door

This is the superb last track on her amazing solo album that everyone with any taste should buy immediately. The original is a slow soulful piano ballad reminiscent of the great Burt Bacharach. I personally think they should re-release the album with a big push, everyone i've played the album to has since bought it. And yes it is 'her from Moloko'. This is my white label version.

P.S. Recently found out it that some people could no longer download it easily, so i've changed the link and all should be well. Keep me posted if you have trouble with any tracks though.

Everything's Been Said Really Hasn't It?


Tried to think of something funny to say about this nutter, but it's officially all been done. This track is one of his best tracks of the last ten years easily, and i just gave it an edgier vibe with the help of Pilgrims Of The Road. See if you like it.

Michael Jackson Vs. Pilgrims Of The Road - Butterflies

P.S. Download link changed so downloading this should now be a breeze.

Go For It Girl.


Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl

Needs no explanation really, just to say it's indeed very different from her version, and brings the house down everytime i play it.

P.S. Yeah yeah yeah, this one's easier now too.

Oh To Be Britney's Nanny...




I just wanna giver her a hug. Show some love Britney!

The Children Of The Corn



These two are evil, pure evil. Do they even have parents? They're like beauty pageant girls, the ones that are dressed like little 9 year old whores, for their dads unsettling approval. Whores, Evil Whores.

24.2.06

The Whitney Chronicals Pt. 5



This is just getting too much. Surely suicide is more humane than allowing someone to waste away over extended periods of time? She ain't happy, and it's sad to watch somone so talented become a cautionary tale. Kinda funny though too.

This is Whitney & Bobby, high as you like, dancing in a drugstore.

Why Wouldn't You Cry?

22.2.06

Like A Mormon Temptress.....


.... sent to tease all those poor boys into the ways of the flesh.THIS website really has to be seen to be believed. There's also the 'Wind-Up Dress'.

21.2.06

One Way Of settling An argument.


I'd quite like to meet someone with enough detachment to carry this sort of act through, In a bizarre way I think I actually admire someone with that much conviction! Yes I'm weird, but this is not the time to raise this now is it?

Get Out Of The Chatrooms People!

Just thought this was funny.

17.2.06

Girl, Close Yo MOUTH!


Where are you going with that mouth man? It looks like garden furniture, that no one wants to sit on.

Her name is Hilary Duff, and she the Queen of Teen Cheese, so naturally she must die.

Her Evil Child!

When The Flowers Have Been And Gone...


...And i've sifted through all the cards, eaten all the chocolates, come down from all the drugs, all that's left are the sweet sweet words inscribed and attached to all these tokens of love.

These were this years choice cuts:

1. Thought that I could love no other
That is until I met your brother.

2. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head.

3. Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was ****ed.

5. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

6. I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

7. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

8. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

9. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming

10. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

11. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"

12. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

(Special thank you to that sexy bitch Doreen!)

16.2.06

Our Glorious Leader


Seeing as The Only One That Matters won Best International Female at The Brits last night, i thought i'd put out a little treat.

By clicking on the following name:EVIL LYNN , you can download my remix of Madonna's track 'Music'. Once you've gone through to the download site, scroll down and click FREE.

It's a bit of a bootleg actually, as i've mixed in Kym Sims 'Too Blind To See It'. It's a favourite amongst the dancefloors i've played on, so you can now have it too. I'll post more mixes every so often so check back to see what's available next.

For the many millions of Madonna fans reading this, go through the archives to find a short film M did with Guy called 'The Pool'.

15.2.06

Pathological Narcissism at a Glance


What is NPD?

By Dr Sam Vaknin

An all-pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behaviour), need for admiration or adulation and lack of empathy,usually beginning by early adulthood and present in various contexts. Five (or more) of the following criteria must be met:

Feels grandiose and self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents to the point of lying, demands to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)

Is obsessed with fantasies of unlimited success, fame, fearsome power or omnipotence, unequalled brilliance (the cerebral narcissist), bodily beauty or sexual performance (the somatic narcissist), or ideal, everlasting

Firmly convinced that he or she is unique and, being special, can only be understood by, should only be treated by, or associate with, other special or unique, or high-status people (or institutions)

Requires excessive admiration, adulation, attention and affirmation - or, failing that, wishes to be feared and to be notorious (narcissistic supply).

Feels entitled. Expects unreasonable or special and favourable priority treatment. Demands automatic and full compliance with his or her expectations

Is "interpersonally exploitative", i.e., uses others to achieve his or her own ends

Devoid of empathy. Is unable or unwilling to identify with or acknowledge the feelings and needs of others

Constantly envious of others or believes that they feel the same about him or her

Arrogant, haughty behaviours or attitudes coupled with rage when frustrated, contradicted, or confronted.


We don't know what you mean.

Oh just shut up shut up.

Happy Valentines Day


What did you do? Really? Wow, i couldn't give a fuck. I had a date! I went to see the new Robert La Plage production called 'The Anderson Project', then got some Thai, and a cab home. I bought her flowers (Roses - Pale Peach and Vintage White), she bought the tickets. You know you've bought a killer bunch of flowers when everyone in the street stops and stares at them, then at the single rose in their hand from their 'romantic' (read 'Cheap-Ass) bloke, then at the floor.

I of course hated the show, though i was never big on fairy tales, but loved telling the florist that these roses were for the coolest girl in the world. Her name is Liv, and she is timeless.

14.2.06

The Whitney Chronicals Pt. 4


There was once a famous interview with Whitney on american television by Diane Sawyer, where Whitney declared "I don't do Crack, crack is cheap!", but was clearly high throughout the whole thing anyway.Then came the Mad Tv parody...

13.2.06

Me & My Fabulous Friend



This is me and Rose, when she came down to Cafe De Paris to hang with me. Isn't she hot? I've made her promise to always try and bring her camera out with her. A friend is currently collecting pictures of my friends for a piece of art he is making, so all you bitches best start emailing me any you would prefer to be used, as when i say friend i mean Matthew, and he has some mean shots of all of us. And we thought he had his eyes closed for most of the nineties....

And anyway, how young do I look? Not even so much as a whiff of Botulism Toxin. I don't know HOW i do it. Contrary to popular belief i don't sleep upside down.

This Is A Great Song


They're called Persephone's Bees and the track is 'Nice Day'.

I really hope this becomes big, as i think it's cute. Here's the video

Brokeback Grocery List


Brokeback Mountain Weekly Grocery Lists
for Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist, Summer 1963

WEEK ONE
* Beans
* Bacon
* Coffee
* Whiskey

WEEK TWO
* Beans
* Ham
* Coffee
* Whiskey

WEEK THREE
* Beans al fresca
* Thin-sliced bacon
* Hazelnut Coffee
* Sky vodka & Tanqueray gin
* K-Y gel

WEEK FOUR
* Beans en salade
* Pancetta
* Coffee (espresso grind)
* 5-6 bottles best Chardonnay
* 2 tubes K-Y gel

WEEK FIVE
* Fresh fava beans
* Jasmine rice
* Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced
* Medallions of veal
* Porcini mushrooms
* 1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
* 1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
* 5-6 bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve)
* 1 extra large bottle Astro-glide

WEEK SIX
* Yukon Gold potatoes
* Heavy whipping cream
* Asparagus (very thin)
* Organic eggs
* Spanish lemons
* Gruyere cheese (well aged)
* Crushed walnuts
* Arugula
* Clarified butter
* Extra Virgin olive oil
* Pure Balsamic vinegar
* 6 yards white silk organdy
* 6 yards pale ivory taffeta
* 3 Cases of Dom Perignon Masters Reserve
* Large tin Crisco

Lose Weight With Ayds.

Honestly, this commercial was actually on television in the eighties. The nerve!

She's major. End of.


So don't hate people. All this "I think she should just stay at home and read books to her kids" crap is really starting to annoy me. You people are dull, and i suspect there are others that think so too. She looks and probably feels better than most people i've seen and touched (with the exception of myself, and 'Whatsisname' from the other night), so don't hate.

Your lives would be much better if you just gave in to it. All this bitterness about her appearance - does she look like she cares what you think? Is it hurting her success? Does ANYONE agree with you? In a world where you can now be famous for not being famous (Chantelle you packet hair bitch, give Preston back to the people!), we should all remember to reward hard work and creativity. If you can't at least appreciate that, you got nothin'.

There, i've had my rant. By the way i took a Kung Fu class the other night, so don't get all up in my grill or i'll Upper Crane yo ass.

Do You Take It In The Ass?

I'm not the kind of fella, who like his sex vanilla (sung in a bossa nova style)

10.2.06

I Think We Need To Redefine What We Call 'Choking The Chicken'


If you can't see what i'm talking about, click on the picture and then zoom in. Try not to eat at the same time.

The levels or wrongness are amazing. Girlfriend NEEDS help, from all of us. I declare that we should all do our bit by showing this picture to as many people as we can, it will eventually reach her, if the cold doesn't get there first (it IS winter for fuck's sake). Still, whatever takes attention away from those ladder toes.

I may stop telling people i'm her, she's actually giving ME a bad name. Who'd of thunk?

7.2.06

So i've not posted for a while...


Cos i have a life yeah? I've been very busy with showings, doings, beings and havings. This picture was taken while i was just walking through Soho on my way to Cafe Krishna where i do volunteer work on a sunday.

And that's completely true.

As You Can See...


Fidel and i have been busy with other things anyway.

My Compilation Series...

I recently had to compile a compilation CD for the magazine i write for, so i did. It's available on iTunes and it's called Significant Sounds Vol. 1.

It's for Significant Others, a company i'm doing some work with. I created a collection of music to kiss boys to, and i have to say it's pretty near perfect. Of course it's also perfect if you should be throwing a dinner party or spending the night in alone, all by yourself, wondering where your life went post those teen years.

Shut up.

Anyway, it's absolutely beautiful and so if you'd like to download it, here it is.

Everything's GAY!

This is a funny but kinda cool way to sponsor a gay event. If i use this idea for something in the future, i thought of it first.

S Club Tits


I thought her to be of Lesbetia, to have lesbionic tendancies, to tip the velvet, sail boats or as my friend Matthew puts it, to drink from the furry chalis.

Just a thought.

She's 'Jo' from S Club 7 by the way.

I know this is a bit political..


But i can't help myself. I've just read this on a website and think this is the clearest explanation of exactly what's gone wrong with America, a place i still plan to live when the time's right (well, Manhattan, which is hardly Mormon territory). If i was an actual American, i don't know how i would cope with the catalogue of failures this letter highlites.

I KNOW this isn't my normal area, but am i bovvered? I just started reading it and was amazed at the clarity. I'm not amazingly politically minded, but this was easy to read and at the very least, seems to be coming in handy at dinner parties. Yes, i've gotten so old i'm now attending them again, though i grant you the gay ones don't seem to touch on subjects like these. Mind you, i know enough about Madonna for those ones. Anyway, read this:


January 31, 2006
An open letter to:
€ Sen. Daniel Akaka (D-HI)
€ Sen. Max Baucus (D-MT)
€ Sen. Jeff Bingaman (D-NM)
€ Sen. Robert Byrd (D-WV)
€ Sen. Maria Cantwell (D-WA)
€ Sen. Thomas Carper (D-DE)
€ Sen. Kent Conrad (D-ND)
€ Sen. Byron Dorgan (D-ND)
€ Sen. Daniel Inouye (D-HI)
€ Sen. Tim Johnson (D-SD)
€ Sen. Herb Kohl (D-WI)
€ Sen. Mary Landrieu (D-LA)
€ Sen. Joseph Lieberman (D-CT)
€ Sen. Blanche Lincoln (D-AR)
€ Sen. Bill Nelson (D-FL)
€ Sen. Ben Nelson (D-NE)
€ Sen. Mark Pryor (D-AR)
€ Sen. John D. Rockefeller (D-WV)
€ Sen. Ken Salazar (D-CO)

Dear Senators:

Half a lifetime ago, on my eighteenth birthday, I proudly registered to vote as a member of the Democratic Party. Today, at 36, I am re-registering as an independent and renouncing my affiliation as a Democrat.
And you are the reason.

I've seen many things in the past five years; things that shocked me, horrified me, angered me, depressed me. I saw President Bush raid the treasury and steal four hundred billion dollars a year to hand out as tax breaks to his plutocratic supporters, running up more debt in five years than all of his predecessors combined, letting nothing--not terrorist attack, not two wars, not natural disaster, nothing--interfere with his looting. I saw Bush sit through the worst attack on the US since Pearl Harbor, reading to children, knowing that the attack was underway but doing nothing to respond to it. I saw him declare that Osama bin Laden was wanted dead or alive. I saw him state, six months later, "I don't think about him much...I truly am not that concerned about him."

I saw Congress debating whether or not the USA PATRIOT Act should be passed, whether it intruded too far on the civil liberties of Americans. I saw Congress unite in almost unanimous support for it once anthrax-filled envelopes began turning up in the offices of Democratic senators. I saw investigative leads in the attack dry up when evidence pointed to the Army biological weapons laboratory in Fort Detrick, Maryland, as the most likely source of the anthrax.

I saw Republicans take the absolute unity the nation felt after 9/11 and pervert it into the greatest divisiveness our country has seen since the Civil War--turning friends, neighbors, and even family members against each other. I saw Republicans attack Democrats as cowards, fellow travelers of bin Laden, fifth columnists, traitors to their own country.

I saw heads of corporations enrich themselves with billions of stolen dollars--robbing retirees of their pensions, lying to investors to pump up stock prices, sending the electrical grid of the entire west coast into chaos--urinating on the heads of their employees, shareholders, and ordinary citizens like a vodka-filled ice sculpture of Michelangelo's David. I saw the GOP blatantly violate Congressional rules, holding votes open for hours beyond the deadline in order to strong-arm any Republicans who might vote against the party leadership's position, shutting off microphones while Democrats attempted to speak, and sneaking significant unapproved revisions bills while in conference committee.

I saw the administration suppress government scientific research at odds with their policy goals, demand rewriting of documents to undermine scientific claims, and replacing respected scientists with industry insiders. I saw information on the effectiveness of condoms in preventing HIV removed from the CDC website and replaced with abstinence information. I saw Christian conservatives oppose a vaccine that is 100% effective against a sexually transmitted virus that causes cervical cancer, because it might undercut their pro-abstinence message. I saw the morning-after pill withheld from over-the counter sales through the efforts of a man with a history of repeatedly anally raping his wife.

I saw members of the Bush administration lie and deceive Congress and the American people into a war that was unwarranted and unwinnable. I saw them fabricate connections between Saddam Hussein and al Qaeda that did not exist, and drill these fabrications relentlessly into citizens' brains until the majority of Americans believed that Iraq was involved in 9/11. I saw them terrifying people with the specter of nuclear mushroom clouds annihilating American cities, generated by weapons that Saddam Hussein did not have. I saw Colin Powell betray a lifetime of honorable service by presenting sketches of imaginary mobile bioweapon factories to the UN Security Council. I saw the administration and its allies in the media
attacking anyone who dared question their lies, trumping up a bogus child molestation charge against former UN weapons inspector Scott Ritter and exposing the identity of Valerie Plame as a covert CIA operative and her brassplate company as a CIA smokescreen, undermining decades of CIA non-proliferation work and jeopardizing not only Plame's life but that of everyone who could be connected to her. I saw senior Bush administration officials lying to investigators about who was responsible for the Plame leak, and Bush himself lying about the consequences that the leaker would face.

I saw Bush send thousands of Americans and tens, possibly hundreds of thousands of Iraqis to gruesome deaths while spouting platitudes about freedom, democracy, and peace. I saw him say implicitly that the only way to honor the deaths of those thousands of Americans is to continue down a path that will ensure the deaths of thousands more. I saw American troops cut to pieces by improvised explosives. I saw them docked pay and forced to pay for their own food while hospitalized from combat injuries. I saw them scrounging through scrap heaps for pieces of metal and broken bulletproof glass to use as improvised vehicle armor. I saw them receiving inadequate body armor. I saw families spending thousands of dollars for the best body armor available when the military failed to provide it. I saw the military tell soldiers they would forfeit their death benefits if they were killed wearing body armor that was not standard issue.

I saw administration lawyers proclaim the Geneva Conventions to be a quaint anachronism and redefine torture to mean nothing less than suffering "equivalent in intensity to the pain accompanying serious physical injury, such as organ failure, impairment of bodily function, or even death." I saw the administration forging an alliance with Uzbekistan, whose government is accused of boiling political prisoners alive. I saw the CIA secretly shipping prisoners to countries that commit torture. I saw innocent prisoners in Bagram, Afghanistan, murdered by US troops, none of whom received a prison sentence longer than three months. I saw photographs of hooded Iraqi prisoners at Abu Ghraib hooked up to electrodes, of naked prisoners smeared with feces, stacked in piles, menaced by German shepards. I saw an Army interrogator receive a reprimand for killing an Iraqi general by smothering him in a sleeping bag while sitting on his chest. I saw the CIA setting up secret miniature gulags in former Soviet prisons. I saw reports of white phosphorus being used like napalm against civilians in Fallujah, and of American troops arresting family members of suspected insurgents and holding them hostage. I saw nothing happen to anyone in command who was responsible for the decisions leading to these atrocities.

I saw corruption spread like a cancer through the Republican party, as Tom DeLay, Bob Ney, Ralph Reed, Grover Norquist, Michael Scanlon, David Safavian, Conrad Burns, and others were implicated in the Jack Abramoff scandal; as Randy "Duke" Cunningham pleaded guilty to conspiracy to commit bribery, mail fraud, wire fraud, and tax evasion; as DeLay was indicted for money laundering; as Bill Frist (whose family corporation was once fined a billion dollars in the largest case of Medicare fraud in history) was accused of conflict of interest and violating the terms of his blind trust; as Republican leaders were accused of allowing stock market day traders to work out of their offices, profiting from the ultimate in insider information. I saw Bush obstruct the Abramoff investigation by giving the chief prosecutor a federal judgeship. I saw Republicans respond to ethics complaints by considering John Boehner for House majority leader, a man who had previously handed out checks from tobacco lobbyists to colleagues on the House floor.

I saw President Bush strumming a guitar while an entire American city drowned in the fetid, pestilential waters of Hurricane Katrina. I saw the first major RNC policy push in the wake of Katrina--to make the elimination of the estate tax permanent. I saw Bush say "I don't think anyone could have anticipated the breach of the levees" when a FEMA exercise the previous year clearly foresaw that possibility. I saw him use the post-Katrina chaos to sneak through a Justice Department recess appointment for Alice Fisher, who had been implicated in policy decisions leading to detainee abuses. I saw bodies floating in the streets while FEMA head/former horse racing official Michael Brown sent word that his dinner was not to be disturbed, fretted about how he looked on TV, and blamed everyone but himself for the disastrous federal response. I saw decomposing corpses rotting on rooftops four months after government officials were told where to find them. I saw oil companies push gas prices up to three, four, five, six dollars a gallon, allegedly to offset increased costs due to disruptions to refineries and pipelines--then report two consecutive quarters of unprecedented eleven-digit profits.

I saw Bush appoint talentless cronies to positions they were utterly unqualified for, even after Hurricane Katrina, thus virtually guaranteeing that any major problem they were responsible for addressing would by design turn into yet another unmitigated disaster. I saw him demand "up-or-down votes" for all his appointees, demand that he get every appointment he wanted, demand secrecy from Congressional inquiry so that his bad advisors could feel free to give him all the bad advice they could.

I saw the Bush administration use every means at their disposal to acquire and abuse new powers. I saw him declare that the President had the right to indefinitely imprison anyone he wished, citizen or foreigner, and to deny them access to legal representation or any contact with the outside world. I saw him authorize no-fly lists to ban air travel by suspected terrorists, peace activist nuns, four-year-old children, and men named David Nelson--with no published information on how the list is determined and no way to get off it. I saw him appoint convicted Iran-contra perjurer John Poindexter (a man so corrupt he couldn't tell Congress the truth even with a grant of immunity) to develop a massive database on American citizens. I saw the military conduct surveillance of Quaker peace groups and college anti-war groups and classify them as a "credible threat." I saw the illegal warrantless surveillance of at least 80,000 of Americans by the NSA in a program that predates 9/11. I saw the President sign the McCain anti-torture bill into law with a statement that he felt free to ignore it. I saw him suggest that his title as commander in chief of the military gives him authority to spy on civilians; that in authorizing him to take action to defend the country, Congress implicitly repealed any law that might stand in his way; and that the FISA court is merely a tool for him to use, or not, at his discretion, rather than a constraint on his authority. I saw him fight the war against terrorists by attacking American citizens and the rights and liberties that are our inalienable birthright.

And I saw the Democrats in Congress do nothing.

Worse, I saw you often sabotage each other. Joe Lieberman regularly scolds other Democrats for their anti-war statements, reinforcing the Republican talking point that Democrats are weak on national security issues an unable to lead in a post-9/11 world. Zell Miller took his attacks on his fellow Democrats all the way to the 2004 Republican national convention. Presidential hopeful Joe Biden threw his support behind a bankruptcy bill that provided minimal protection for military families, opposed a 30% usury cap, and failed to treat medical crises differently from irresponsible spending. Harry Reid put out a factual press release listing 33 Republicans implicated in corruption scandals, then apologized for it a day later. You unthinkingly repeat the lies in Republican talking points without questioning them. You fail to support each other, you fail to respond coherently to outrageous actions by the administration, you fail to stick to a consistent message, you fail to protect the interests of the voters by whose graces you serve, and you fail to stand up for your own principles. I naively hoped that your inaction was merely a clever strategem; those hopes were occasionally buoyed by minor victories. Perhaps you were just biding your time, I thought...waiting for your chance, giving the Republicans enough rope to hang themselves.

Then came the Samuel Alito nomination. You had the perfect opportunity to begin to reverse the course of this train wreck of an administration. Instead, you fucked yourselves and the rest of us.

You knew Alito had boasted of his membership in the Concerned Alumni of Princeton, a racist, sexist, homophobic, elitist alumni organization, when applying for a job in the Reagan administration. He claimed now not to know anything about the group or to have had any involvement with them, which offered only two possibilities, either of which was sufficient to instantly disqualify him--that he had lied to get the job then, or that he was lying to get the job now. You knew he had vigorously advocated a fight to reverse Roe v. Wade in his Reagan years, that the Supreme Court had explicitly rejected his dissenting opinion in Planned Parenthood v. Casey where he argued in favor of requiring spousal notification--thus, in effect, giving men veto power over their wives' medical decisions and ownership of their uteruses. You knew of his failures to recuse himself from cases in which he had a financial conflict of interest. You saw his ruling allowing a warrantless strip search of a 10-year-old girl, just the most outrageous of many data points illustrating his contempt for individual rights. You knew of his support for the notion of an omnipotent "unitary executive" unconstrained by Supreme Court precedents, by the laws passed by Congress, even by the Constitution itself (that "goddamned piece of paper" as Bush calls it)--a grotesque concept utterly alien to American jurisprudence. You knew that most of his most important rulings were overturned by higher courts, that he usually dissented from the majority opinion in cases he heard, and was often the lone dissenter, indicating that his legal views were not mainstream and were often at odds with long-established precedents. Christ, he wouldn't even state that it was unconstitutional for Congress to pass a law stripping American-born children of illegal immigrants of their citizenship because he might have to rule on it in the future, in spite of the plain, unambiguous text of the Fourteenth Amendment.

You knew this battle was coming. You fought over the "nuclear option" a year ago to ensure the availability of the filibuster for use against such an extreme nominee. You had three months to get your act together, to put together a plan of action, to build public support. But in the final climactic moment, the vote for or against cloture, the nineteen of you caved. You worthless, cowardly bastards, you caved. You threw away the only vote that mattered. Good God, what the hell is wrong with you? What reason could you possibly have had for not supporting the filibuster? You handed a Supreme Court seat to a man with no respect for the Constitution, no respect for individual rights--a defender of the indefensible, an enabler of fascism, a rubber stamp for tyranny. And in so doing, you have given Bush a blank check for any abuse of power he wishes, knowing that he's got all three branches of government in his pocket. Furthermore you've jeopardized:
€ fifteen years of disability rights legislation
€ thirty years of abortion rights precedents
€ thirty-five years of the struggle for gay and lesbian rights
€ forty years of minority voting rights
€ half a century of black civil rights
€ seventy-five years of labor law
€ 115 years of antitrust legislation
€ 135 years of environmental protections
€ the First, Second, Fourth, Fifth, Sixth, Seventh, Eighth, Ninth,
Tenth, Fourteenth, and Fifteenth Amendments
€ and perhaps even the authority of the Supreme Court to constrain unconstitutional acts by the President, dating back over two centuries to Marbury v. Madison.

In short, you've undermined everything the Democratic party supposedly stands for and crippled your ability to revive your moribund policy goals. The death rattle may not come this year, or next, or five years from now, but as long as Alito is on the Supreme Court, the bloodletting will continue until nothing remains of the Democratic agenda. And so-called Democrats like you are responsible. As Edmund Burke wrote, "the only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." And at the moment when decisive action was most desperately needed, YOU. DID. NOTHING.

That's why I no longer consider myself a Democrat. You cannot be trusted not to betray your core constituency, and I cannot in good conscience associate with such duplicitous cowards. The Republicans may be right--maybe you are traitors to your country; maybe you do hate what America stands for, if you violate your oath to support and defend the Constitution, if you see the enormity of this administration's crimes against our country, our people, and our world, and do nothing to stop them. The GOP is far worse, of course, but I know enough not to take my eyes off them...I expect them to stab me in the back. I expected better from you. But no more. The Republicans' actions in the past five years have wounded my faith in our nation's future, but you killed it.

Reasons to stop drinking.....






Well, at least that's what someone's told me, though i'm still not sure i agree. It's not like we haven't all found ourselves in similar situations right?

I said right?

You biatches!

..and even...


...more reasons!





1.2.06

Broke Mac Mountain

So there are loads of spoofs, but this one is the funniest i've seen.